By Cynthia Bellai
Do you know Ed, the bowling alley lawyer? He caught his wife fooling around with the postman, went back to his hometown, ran into the girl he had a crush on in high school, bought the local bowling alley as an excuse to stay near her, and found his legal services to be in demand. Ed and I have a lot in common, except the part about being a lawyer. And the part about the wife and the girl. Still, the bond between us is strong because Ed owns a bowling alley and I want to own one.
Lest anyone get the wrong idea, my epiphany came to me long before NBCs hit show began airing last fall. I have friends who can attest to it. I can even remember the moment the idea smacked me right in the head. I was attending a friends birthday party at a very cool, very tiny bowling alley in Montrose, having a great time, when I suddenly thought (and I believe I even said it out loud), Telluride needs a bowling alley.
Now I need to explain a little something about Telluride. Located in southwest Colorado, its about one mile long and half a mile wide, over 9,000 feet above sea level, and has a local population of approximately 1500 (not counting the dogs that seem to be in abundance there). Being an old mining town, the main activity of any evening is drinking. No kidding. Theres at least fifteen bars in this little box canyon retreat.
To date I have never seen a town more beautiful than Telluride, which is why I have been going back there consistently for the last ten years. But theres more to my desire for having a business there than living in such wonderful territory. I truly believe that Telluride needs a bowling alley. They have plenty of outdoor activitiesskiing, hiking, horseback riding, rock climbing, mountain biking, fishing, hang gliding, etc. But what is there to do on a rainy day? Not much, except go to the movies. Same with the evenings. And what about folks like me who want to have fun without expending a lot of physical energy? Again, were relegated to the bars or the movies. There is plenty of space available for an alternative recreational activity.
But the other reason why Telluride has such an attraction for me is its community. Unlike more urban settingswhere people live close together physically but on different planets sociallyor more rural settings where people may share the same concerns but live miles apart, Telluride seems to have a living, breathing community heart. The people of the town are close both physically and socially. They play together, work together, and solve (or debate!) community issues together. They certainly dont always agree, but they do try to improve and preserve the spirit of Telluride. Thats the kind of town that I would like to be a part of. And those are the kind of people Id like my bowling alley to servefamilies, neighbors, co-workers, and everybodys children. And for the most part, bowling is a group activity. Its just not that much fun when you bowl by yourself. You need your friends and family around to tease you relentlessly about your gutter balls.
So what steps have I taken toward my goal? Not many, unless you count a lot of daydreaming. A couple of months ago I decided I needed a second job, and it occurred to me that for wanting to own a bowling alley so badly, I knew absolutely nothing about it. I started applying for jobs at bowling alleys in the Los Angeles area until I finally found one at the lovely Mar Vista Lanes. Now I can learn and observe from the inside, so that I can one day fit all the pieces together.
To be perfectly honest with you, I never considered my desire to own a bowling alley to be unusual. It was just an idea that occurred and then continued to grow on me. But the few people Ive mentioned it to have been fascinated by both the idea of doing it and by the idea of me doing it. I suppose its a profession that most people dont even consider. I do remember when I was very, very young, my first best friends grandparents owned a bowling alley. And while I also thought that was unusual, I think I felt that way because they were the only people I knew who actually owned a business. Most of the adults I knew at the time just worked for different companies.
What I find to be amusing about the whole idea is that I am neither a good bowler nor an avid bowler. Even now that Im working at a bowling alley, I rarely bowl. A great score for me is 90 (out of a possible 300). I cant bowl for beans. But it doesnt matter, because I have just as much fun doing it if I score 10 or 300. And that, to me, is the undeniably best thing about bowlingyou can have a great time whether you suck or excel at the game. (Not to mention the fact that it has been unscientifically proven that drinking improves your bowling score. What other sport can claim that?)
So slap a pair of red, white and blue shoes on me and call me hookedthe world of bowling is calling my name and the San Juan Mountains are beckoning this mountain mama home. With a lot of luck, a lot of hard work, and a lot of community support, you and I will be bowling in Telluride!
(Many thanks to the Montrose Bowling Alley for the initial inspiration.)
When not working at the splendiferous Mar Vista Lanes in Los Angeles or the equally enchanting Avalon Transportation Company, Cynthia Bellai can usually be found lounging around Mexico or Colorado, not working on her Master’s thesis.