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The Sky’s the Limit
By Leonardo Calcagno
Published August 2001

Bored of having sex on the bed? Maybe you should try the kitchen, bathroom or sofa! Still bored? Try a threesome, kinky leather or sex with someone else. Or maybe you could spice it up by having sex on an airplane, instantly becoming a Mile High Club member. Everybody has at lease once heard about stories of people having sex on planes, if not with those cute air hostesses and stewards, a cute single traveler or your vacationing partner. A lot of people brag about having sex in an airplane, but most of them are just talking shit....still the Mile High Club is real, very popular and something worth considering.

To become a Mile High Club member you need to be engaged in sexual intercourse at an attitude of at least 5,280 feet. Some people will tell you that you need to be at the controls of an airplane while having sex, but those who have performed in lavatories aboard a plane are welcome members. What better way to get a sex scoop than from a pilot, so I made a couple of calls and talked with Captain A. McDonald, a commercial airline pilot who works for a Canadian mega-airline (guess which one).

Leonardo: Who's the founder of the Mile High Club?

Captain McDonald: It's Lawrence Sperry, the inventor of the automatic pilot. He's was a rich handsome pilot that died at age 31. I'm not sure exactly when was the first time, but it's around 1915-17.

I've heard some pilots saying that the "real" Mile High Club members are the ones in control of an airplane…

Yes, that’s true. For a long time, pilots were exclusively members. But with millions of people flying all over the world, the club has expended to everybody in an airplane.

Are you a member?

Yes! I was single at the time. I'm married now.

Have you heard about the actual Mile High Club? What do they do?

It's pretty much a club like any other club. They have events, sell t-shirts, have news letters, they have these gatherings and events. They have fashion shows for civilians, who want to buy air service clothing.

You are telling me that there’s an airplane fetish going on?

I guess you can call it that; it’s some kind of fetish. There are people that steal things off airplanes to sexually fantasize about air hostesses. There are always stories about travelers trying to have sex with them, or trying to buy their scarf or underwear. Girls come to the cockpit and slip us invitations with room numbers for wild sex. It must be the uniform.

Is it true that having sex in higher altitudes allows for bigger orgasms?

[Laughs] I don't know if you get a bigger orgasm but it's true that the high air pressure does something to your body and when you cum it's pretty amazing. The only thing is that you get this tremendous pleasure, hard to describe if you have never done it in a plane.

I got to try it! What's the most common place for sex?

The toilet is the best place, some use the covers to play with each other and others give blow jobs under it.

What happen if you get caught?

You're under arrest. We call the nearest local airport police in our route and they pick you up. It's a $500 fine and you’re charged with sex in a public place. You also lose your flight.

Is there a technique or something special you need to have sex in the bathroom?

You can't be fat, that's one! It’s very easy to get stuck. If you only knew how many people get stuck in the bathroom. Be very flexible to enjoy your experience. Don't start screaming when you get to orgasm: that will give you away. Don't get drunk, you may hurt yourself....that pretty much raps it up.

What's your more interesting sex story?

I was just beginning my pilot career, it was a flight from Montreal to Rome. I went to the bathroom and to chat with the air hostess. In the corner of my eyes I spotted two beautiful dark hair Italians looking at me and smiling with this lusty look and I smiled back, just to be polite. I went back to the cockpit, and after 20 minutes one of the air hostess brought me a note with a picture....it was a invitation to a threesome with the two Italian girls, one of them was waiting for me in the toilet. So I went.

Is their a way to have sex on a plane without being in trouble?

There are travel agencies that specialized in the Mile High Club around the States. I don't know any in Canada. The other way is to get a private plane and book it for a sex. extravaganza. This way you won’t break the law.

Can this agency be used for prostitution?

Yeah, sure. There are travel agencies specializing in pedophilia travel, I wouldn't be surprised if they could use an agency for air prostitution. But that wouldn't qualify "legally" as a Mile High Club practice.

Does every air personnel have an in-flight sex experience?

95% of personnel has had some sexual encounter. There are a lot of parties and lonely nights away from home.... and people love air hostess and pilots, so it's normal that you get action.

How to become a member [Taken from the milehighclub.com]

1- Call your local travel agent and book a flight to wherever, it doesn't matter.

2- Get ready to negotiate your seat assignment for one closer to your unsuspecting passenger. Hint: don't offer your blanket and pillows, because you'll need them.

3- Wait for the movie to start before you start your own movie. You don't want to get arrested for indecent exposure aboard an airline.

4- Before you start your aerial pleasures, make sure you are at least 5,280ft AGL [a mile high above the earth], just to make it official.

5- And don't forget to share this intimate experience with the MileHighClub.com.

Company that offer flights to couple the Mile High Club experience:

Some of you who maybe interested to live such experience, and are embarrassment to make your move, here are some air line agency's:

Fantasie Aloft
San Jose, California
(408) 275-8500
e-mail: thunderbirdaviation@earthlink.net

New York Aviation Corporation
La Guardia Airport, NY
(718) 279-4000
e-mail: n_y_aviation@earthlink.net

Camelot Air Tours
Arvada, Colorado
(888) 802-9418
E-mail: eaarth@ibm.net

Flamingo airlines
Cincinnati, Ohio
(606) 802-6889
E-mail: flamingoair@lunken.com

Aero-Tech Inc.
Lexington, Kentucky
(606) 254-8906
E-mail: arlynn@mis.net

Captain Bud Fuchs Trimotor Air Tours
Long Beach, California
(800) 493-3003
E-mail: Trimotor2@aol.com

Leonardo Calcagno, well know writer in Montreal Canada. He's been writing for local Canadian, Americano and European e-zines and zines in French, Spanish and English for almost 5 years. More known to get hate letters from right-wing housewives and to get into fights with promoters who don't let him interview bands! You will mostly see him eating tofu dogs and drinking Guinness with his laptop in Montreal writing another article about politics, music and sex. Graduated with a bachelor degree in International Politics with a minor on international law... his parents are still wondering why he took on a life of sex writer! Tattooed with Che, Husker Du and ARA! Played chino-Hispanic punk on Les Kalisses D'immigrant, Trash Blues on Les Tetes Reduites and now stoner rock on Your Sister ! He contributes on Freezerbox.com, Kerozen, Indymedia.org, Stooky.com, Eroticandy.com, Biotech Montreal Action, QuebecTel, Zona de Obra and other zines!

For more of Leonardo's work, please visit www.montrealnightguide.com and www.montrealconfidential.com

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