2010 L.A. Auto Show

By Jeffrey the Barak

As usual, the L.A. Auto Show welcomed the-vu to press days, where we took our usual meandering course through the convention center, staying out of the way of the TV and magazine writers, and looking in all the wrong places, on purpose. Not for the first time, the winners for aestethics were the two German cousins, Volkswagen and Audi. As usual they had the perfect balance of style, luxury, common-sense and quality that just stood out above the crowd. As usual the Rolls Royces looked a bit silly and the American cars were designed by and for strange aliens from another planet.

The automotive press will tell you all about the boring stuff, and I will pick out a tiny sampling of other stuff, illustrated with shot-from-the-hip snaps. Click on any picture to see the big-ass version.

As usual, the sensible supercar award went to Audi. They also had a topless version of the classic A8, but I think it is twice as nice with a proper roof. Here it is with that wacky doctor Michael at the wheel and the official model off to one side.

What would the Mercedes-Benz area be without a Mercedes Van giving away cupcakes? Well much the same, but despite being wheat intolerant, it was nice to see and sniff these sweet little creations.

Something about the dashboard of the BMW Mini makes it the coolest lump of design at the show. There was a giant oversized Mini making it’s debut today, but this is the original dash, seen here from behind the convertible.

The admirable Nissan Corporation showed it’s squeaky clean Leaf , but something about it’s visual design may keep some people away.

Not far away, Honda showed an all-electric version of the popular Fit, which may be more in-line with current (no pun intended) tastes.

We stopped for espresso, which almost every exhibitor had on offer today, at the splendidly designed Fiat display. Nothing new about Fiat in Europe, but America is seing it again for the first time in many years.

This year we again became acquainted with the Mitsubishi MIEV, an electric car that just never seems to fully arrive on the streets of America. Where are they all?

Down in the basement, electric cars were scattered around. Some have been covered here in years past, and some were new. Some still looked like kit cars, and others looked like quality, full-production, buy me now, clean machines. Wheego (from Atlanta, GA) have Smart cars, with their engines replaced by electric motors. These zero-emission full-speed all-electric LiFe models look ready for prime time. But I wonder what they did with all those new engines and transmissions?

It used to be that the-vu was one of the few publications that took any notice of the electric cars at the auto-show, but now all the press does. It’s only a matter of time before our streets have plenty of them, and plenty of places to plug them in for a recharge. The utility companies and the car-makers are getting ready to change things, and here in L.A. we should be seeing chargers appearing all over the place., and I don’t mean those silly Dodge Chargers.

This picture (below left) taken at the Mitsubishi display shows the public version beside the home version. Designs will vary, but the plug is standardized across all brands and can be seen here at the Nissan Leaf display.

Drive safe, and watch out for the nostrils.

Mobo, recumbent cruising in style.

By Jeffrey the Barak.

Sometimes the L.A. Auto Show presents a gem in the basement. In the underground part of the convention center, 2010′s fun booth is Mobo. Recumbent cycles are nothing new but the 2010 line up of human powered vehicles from City of Industry, CA are a blast. They are easy to ride, once you get your head around the fact that the rear wheels steer, so it’s like reversing a car or being at the helm of a speedboat as far as steering is concerned.

But the great thing about all recumbents is the riding position. Instead of every bump in the road banging you in the ass like a sledgehammer, your entire easy-chair spreads the shock enough to make it feel more like a massage than a hammer in the butt. After a day’s riding on a Mobo, the only place you’ll want to ride your conventional bicycle is to the for sale listings on Craig’s List. Once you sit in the chair, you won’t want to balance on your skinny saddle any more.

Costing between $300 and $600, the 2011 Mobo’s compare well to the prices of decent bicycles, but as well as no pain in  the wallet, you’ll have no pain in the butt either, unless you literally bash it with a sledgehammer after each ride. See mobocruiser.com for details.

2011 Fisker Karma

By Jeffrey the Barak.

Hidden away off to one side at the 2010 L.A. Auto Show was the Fisker booth. This year the Fisker Karma is looking like a ready-for-sale luxury car, crouched and ready to spring out onto the public streets.

The Karma is a four-door curvacious Plug-in Hybrid Elecric luxury car that really catches the eye of  a guy walking around on press day with a “the-vu” press pass.

This car is light in weight, being constructed with as much aluminum and composite materials as possible, and the creature comforts , rather than being future forward and stark, embrace the past with coach-builders’ favorites such as glossy wood and fine leather surfaces.

The powertrain is all today, or tomorrow, depending on your point of view. The raw power comes from it’s batteries, and unlike other hybrids, the Fisker is faster when in all-electric “stealth” mode. But it’s pretty quick in “sport” mode also, when a mix of gasoline engine power and electric motor power comes together to move you along for around 300 miles per tank of gas.

In today’s Prius on every block world, it’s still a novelty to see something like a supercar calling itself a hybrid, but this all-American lump of quality has raised the standard in this segment.

The jury is out on just how green a hybrid really is. These batteries, in this case 20 kW/h, 180 kW lithium ion w/Nanophosphate™ technology, have to be made and eventually recycled, and the electricity drawn from the charging station is usually coming from a coal-fired power station, but the Fisker is no more or less green than most hybrids on the road. The difference is, it has the feel of a Jaguar or a BMW. It’s a true luxury car.

GDocs and iOS: Surrender

By Jeffrey the Barak

I have set up a table on the battleship Missouri and have invited my Google Spreadsheets to take seats across from my iPad and shake hands.

I am waiting, but my fellow sailors are reminding me that there is a $1000 Macbook Air available that runs OSX, and that Google is busy readying the Chrome OS netbook.  And if I had all the time in the world to mess around with complicated syncs on the way in and the way out, I could use Numbers on the iPad.

Still, the meeting table is here in the sunshine, waiting for my invited guests to shake hands.

UPDATE November 17th 2010

Google have announced something at last! I’m grabbing my iPad to test it.

SECOND UPDATE November 17th 2010

There are two views, versions or modes for Google Spreadsheets in iOS. Today’s update to Google Docs is focused on the Mobile version, more properly called list view, and it really does not change much. And as before, the full web version is awkward to use on an iPad. I think I have to finally give up at this point. The iPad and iOS are very nice, and quite useful for millions of happy padders, but to me, the iPad has failed to meet my needs. I will have to get a Macbook Air, which runs OSX, or hang on to see what happens with Chrome and netbooks.

An opportunity for Jolicloud

By Jeffrey the Barak.

Jolicloud is a Linux-based operating system for netbooks and also PC’s that is available now and very easy to use. It is all you need if your computing life is all about email, Facebook, YouTube, Twitter and other activities that require little power and little to no local storage.

But a rumor surfaced a few days ago that Jolicloud my be coming out with hardware, in the form of a cheap netbook, pre-installed with and optimized for, Jolicloud.

This really is OLPP, one laptop per person, at an affordable level.

Why will it succeed? Two reasons. Firstly Google. Everyone is waiting for Chrome, but it never comes out. Each month the expected date gets shoved further into the future and it’s very very late in terms of demand. And secondly, weight. The success of the new Macbook Air which starts at a thousand dollars shows this. No-one chooses to carry a heavy computer, and people are willing to give up quite a lot to get that weight down.

Just as an SLR camera is useless if you left it at home, and an inferior pocket camera is 100% better if you have it with you, the lighter weight of your computer in hand, whether it be an iPad, a Macbook Air or a Netbook, is crucial to how useful it is.

Jolicloud is out now, and it is practically the same as Chrome. It runs your Gmail, your Google Spreadsheets and everything else the as-yet non-appearing Chromebooks would have been running, had they existed today. It easily does things that are very difficult to achieve on your fun, but inherently limited, iPad.

So now it’s all down to marketing. Jolicloud could remain as obscure and scary as everything else based on Linux, and consequently it could be adopted by a tiny fraction of the world, or it could sell in the millions. Clever marketing, a decent quality netbook with a  $200 to $300 price and a 10″ screen are all it needs to become a huge factor in computing, and another major pain in the spleen for that big ship with a hole in it’s hull called Microsoft. The question is, can they break out from the Linux mold and actually succeed, and can they do it soon enough to grab some customers before Google finally brings out those elusive Chromebooks?

Waiting for Google Chrome, part 16

By Jeffrey the Barak

Since the Chrome project started, we’ve seen many changes.

  • Microsoft is advertising Windows 7 as a cloud application, showing a normal lady editing photos in the cloud, in a TV commercial,
  • Jolicloud has been out for months, and is now rumored to be about to sell a Jolicloud netbook,
  • The iPad came out and made a big difference in how people see simple daily computing.
  • Starting last week, the new Macbook Airs have introduced the concept of a full operating system fast portable computing without the heavy weight of a normal notebook.
  • And three weeks after Google Docs was rumored to be becoming fully usable on iPads and Androids,  it still isn’t.
  • Meanwhile some things never change, Google Chrome OS is late, and Google Chrome OS is still eagerly awaited.

So we wait, and wait for a really good old idea to materialize, and meanwhile hardware and software move forward.

2010 Columbus Day Rant

By Jeffrey the Barak

I hope that our post office and banking employees have a very nice day off today, for Columbus Day, but let’s not forget, he did not discover America, He did not come to America,  and he was by today’s standards an all round horrible guy.

We can thank him for murdering natives, enslaving random peoples he encountered, delivering disease, and all manner of other great achievements, but to celebrate him with a holiday or to enshrine him as a discoverer is not appropriate.

There is still much discussion about exactly how and exactly when the Native Americans arrived and spread over the continent, and then of course there is further discussion regarding possibly more recent Polynesian and Chinese naval visitations that are pre-Columbian, and we have solid evidence of Leif Ericsson’s pre-Columbian settlement on the East coast. (Yes I know his name can be spelled several ways).

But the failure of Columbus to discover the American continent was the nicest thing he ever did. And yet in the United States we honor him with a holiday, we call a region, the District of Columbia and we have named many cities and towns Columbus. In South America, an entire country is named Columbia, and then there is CBS, and there are hundreds of other other businesses flaunting his dirty name. Perhaps one day we’ll do something about it, but for now, lets start by telling the kids the truth about this scoundrel.

There are many articles and books describing the real Columbus. Rather than go further here, I will offer a web link to a page by  Roy Cook, published on AmericanIndianSource.com: http://www.americanindiansource.com/columbusday.html

This splendid introduction to the dark truth of the history of Columbus is a good starting point for further reading and contains external references.

What a Coincidence

When an event and a moment collide.

By Sig Shonholtz

For most of us, the phrase “what a coincidence” is simply a phrase like any cliché. I was still in high school when I started thinking about it more seriously. It was the result of an unusual event. I was driving home from school and noticed a sign for a real-estate company, called Red Carpet Realtors. I admit I was a little bored so I started thinking about what might be good to go with Red Carpet. A few minutes later, I was stopped at a signal waiting to turn left, I noticed a little piece of paper fluttering in the wind by my open window, it seemed like it was begging to come in. A moment later a car drove by and it was swept upwards, it floated down and again tried to enter my open window, by now I was transfixed on it, again a car drove by and the little piece of paper was once more swept away. This time though it fluttered like a whirling dervish, came through my window, and settled on my lap. What could be so important I wondered, I turned it over and to my amazement it said “Red Carpet Auto Parks”. I looked around, looked up, got goose bumps, and wondered what the meaning was?

I soon found myself studying the phenomenon of coincidence. In the early 1970′s, spiritual interpretations of everything, were common, so I looked for some deep meaning in the event. I spoke to some friends, older than myself, and they said it was meaningful.

Some say there are no coincidences. I was that way for many years. But like the shifting of the earth on its axis, over time, I began to wonder, what if there is no meaning, and things happen for no reason. Over time I took this perspective, which is that there are only coincidences. Since there are billions of people and billions of moments every day, inevitably some things will happen that are extraordinary. We call these events coincidences. What is a coincidence? A coincidence is when a moment and an event collide.

We tend to think that all coincidences are the same, they are not. After several years of observing very unusual events in my own life I decided to break the idea of coincidence down into some basic groups.

There are two basic types of coincidences, those we manifest and those that occur. The example above is a manifested coincidence. But many coincidences are just occurences. For example, once while on business in New York I met a woman in the morning and chatted with her. In the late afternoon, I took a cab all the way across town, I was going to meet Andy Warhol. I exited my cab and bumped into the same woman on a corner, 8 hours later. I told her that it was our destiny to meet and invited her to join me and meet Andy. She looked at me with surprise and said “no thank you”, she must have thought I was stalking her but I was surprised at her lack of curiosity.

Oddly at the same time I was thinking about the different types of coincidences, I mentioned it to Jennifer, a friend of mine, and discovered that she had also been thinking about different types of coincidences. I found that was an amazing coincidence in itself. One special instance left her looking up the word lemming in the dictionary. It seemed she had missed this word her entire life. However the next day she came upon the same word after having just learned it. Of course we could say that learning that word made it more available to her. We decided to call all coincidences relating to learning and knowledge a Lemming coincidence.

There are thirteen types of coincidences.

  1. Most coincidences are “basic” like bumping into a friend unexpectedly or some are “simple” like thinking about someone then seeing them by accident.
  2. There are coincidences of nature are called “miracles”.
  3. There are coincidences of learning, language and knowledge called “Lemmings”.
  4. There are coincidences we call “synchronicity” which are related to events of music or actions but not about people.
  5. Most coincidences are about people, places and events, they are called “Manya’s”.
  6. There are “complex” coincidences, which come about even though the odds are astronomical.
  7. There are “compound” coincidences, which are in effect a coincidence inside of a coincidence.
  8. There are those coincidences, which are not ours, but we are part of them
  9. The most common coincidence is the “undiscovered” one. Imagine you are wondering about someone and in fact they may actually be in the aisle next to you at the market but you did not notice them.
  10. The most important type of coincidence is the one we call “serendipity”. This is the most important because it is reserved for the area that determines our destiny; who we fall in love with and how we choose our careers.
  11. Luck is the moment of coincidence, but what makes the moment “lucky” is what we do with the opportunity.
  12. Prayers being answered, wishes coming true and manifestations realized are all forms of coincidence depending on how the world occurs to us.
  13. 9/11 is a complex coincidence because thousands of people failed to notice things that could have stopped the bombers at any juncture but failed to notice unusual things around them.

One of my more unusual coincidences happened in the late 1970′s. I was running out the door, late for an auction taking place at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel in Beverly Hills. As I ran out the door I picked up the Los Angeles Times and glanced at the front page. The Dalai lama was visiting Los Angeles . I wondered, “What would it be like to meet the Dalai lama”? I jumped into my car and sped away.

I arrived late for the auction and ran up the stairs four steps at a time. When I reached the top I was nearly airborne and realized that there was an imposing looking man in my way. As a matter of fact, he was standing with two robed men on either side of him. And what is going on? Why do they have white gowns and why are they going for their swords? Oh my gosh, it’s the Dalai lama and those are his body guards. OH NO, they think I am an assassin. The Dalia lama had a very concerned look on his face. He probably thought I was sent by the Chinese to do him in. I grabbed the railing as hard as I could and came tumbling down to an abrupt stop at the midway landing. The two guards and the Dalai Lama himself ran down to see if I was OK and they all picked me up. We all had a big laugh and I mumbled “sorry Mr. Lama, I am late for an auction”. It took me a moment to realize that I had actually just met the Dalai lama, just 30 minutes after I asked the question, “What would it be like to meet the Dalai lama?”

I quietly walked into the auction room, but was surprised to learn that the auction had happened the day before.

Another unusual coincidence happened over an insect. One lazy day in Venice Beach California I was sitting outside my neighborhood coffee house. Along came a large aggressive flying Scarab Beetle. It was beautiful, iridescent green and about a half-inch long. It was so aggressive that people were diving underneath their tables. It decided to land on my table and I put a glass over it. I slid a piece of paper over the top and picked it up. It was ferocious. It looked at me through the glass and buzzed its head off. The glass was pulsating. I could almost feel its anger at being caught. Now, you probably do not know this (unless you read my story about bees) but I like to collect bugs. However, I will only collect them when they have died. But this beautiful Scarab Beetle was so exquisite that I wanted it. In the end though I decided to release it. It flew out of the glass, looked right at me with a rage and a glare and flew away.

I lived across the street in a condo complex on the second floor, down an opened hallway, and down a walkway. When I got home that evening I was surprised (more shocked) to find that in the middle of my door mat dead as could be was a beautiful iridescent Scarab Beetle, laying face down. To be sure I was a little surprised, was it the same Scarab Beetle? They are very rare in my town, but it did not really matter. It was a gift and I still have it. It is the centerpiece of by small insect collection.

My last coincidence is perhaps the strangest one, even though all the examples I have shared are unique. It started rather like the Red Carpet story. I was driving to work one day while listening to Dennis Prager, a conservative moralist, on the radio. He would pose a moral dilemma in our society and ask callers to call and voice their opinions. Every now and again he would actually change his position on the radio if someone made a more powerful argument.

Occasionally he would ask his assistant Manya to take down a caller’s number so he could follow up with them later on. I became curious about Manya, I wondered what she looked like and how old she was, and if she was funny? Of course, just like the Red Carpet story it was a silly exercise because I was certain I was never going to meet her.

That evening I left work and went home to my condominium; we were having a homeowners meeting that evening, and it was  a ruckus  event. We were arguing about the termites that had nested in the walls. (See the bee story). I was sitting next to a woman who I had seen for a few years in the building, we always said hello, but had never really spoken. After a while I asked her what she did, she said she worked for a radio station. Then I asked her which one, KABC she said, then I asked whom she worked for, Dennis Prager was her answer. Finally I asked her name, Manya she said. Here she was right next to me, the woman that I had spent my entire morning day-dreaming about. I told her that I had just been thinking about her but I do not think she really understood what I meant. Anyway, that is why I  call events about people Manyas’.

There are nearly 20 million people in the Los Angeles area. She could have lived anywhere. What were the chances that she lived in my building? It occurred to me afterward that I could have sat next to her but never learned her name that would have been the undiscovered coincidence.

The one coincidence that we are all familiar with is Serendipity. Typically, we do not think of them as coincidence but they really are. I consider that they are reserved for two categories in our lives; romance and career. A Serendipitous event sets us on our course for our careers, something happens and we go down a road, it might be a good road or it might be a bad road, but a road it is. Similarly, a serendipitous event introduces us to somebody and we fall in love and have a family, or do not depending on the situation. It determines our destiny.

I have chosen to share only a few of my coincidences, but to be honest, I have many others that are at least as unique as the ones above.

There are things we learn, there are things we are taught and there are things we discover. The things we discover are always sweeter.

I have discovered that when we invest ourselves in an idea or a concept, things occur to us. Discovery is discovering. The longer we think about something, the deeper we go with an idea the more we understand, and the more possibilities we have. What I have learned about coincidence is that by continuously investing myself in curiosity and inquiry the more unusual the things are that will happen to me.

For many years after the red carpet experience I took a very spiritual position to my coincidences. At some time I began to wonder, what if there is no meaning to them? So I started to consider them simply as events that occured because I was day dreaming all the time about things and had a vivid imagination. My pendulum is now swinging in the other direction and I am once again taking a more spiritual view of them. I am beginning to understand that there are mysteries in the universe that we cannot comprehend.

What is the meaning of a coincidence? It is the meaning we give it. For me the meaning of a coincidence is that it has become part of life. I call it my hobby. We are all S.E.E’s, which means self-entertaining entities, so let’s indulge ourselves in thoughts and ideas. The nice thing about it is that I never know when something extraordinary will happen.

Just Pay Separate S+H

By Jeffrey the Barak

How to make twenty-four dollars sound like ten.

It seems like a bargain, only ten bucks, and then they’ll throw in a second one for free, “just pay separate shipping and handling”. But that’s the catch. Shipping and handling may be $6.99. So let’s add it up.

First item: $10

Second item: $ free

Shipping and Handling 1: $6.99

Shipping and Handling 2: $6.99

Grand total: $23.98

Well that seems fair enough, or does it? Lets say this example is a pair of sunglasses, and I’m not picking on 3D Vision here, and I have no reason to assume they are not excellent $10 sunglasses, but I use them here to illustrate the example. You may not need two pairs, but to say no to a free pair is difficult. So you pay $13.98 for shipping and handling. Is this UPS Second Day Air? No of course not, it is regular mail, and the handling is unspecified, and it may be while before they arrive. Perhaps the postage only costs the seller a dollar or two, well that’s how they make their money, and you could have bought the glasses locally for $10 anyway.

So it may be fair to assume that any time you hear “just pay separate shipping and handling” it is your cue to not buy anything.

The Nice Manifesto

By Jeffrey the Barak

In the story, “The Emperor’s New Clothes”, adults are persuaded to accept a false reality, which is eventually shattered by one little boy, who voices  a true observation that instantly makes the adults realize they were following a false path.

I too have my little boy, the eternally young Lamb Borghini, who although tiny and innocent, has a great skill  for pointing out the obvious when I am being silly, or when I am wrong. His often repeated mottos include “world peace”, “civil liberties” and “stop global warming”.

His words of course come straight from my wife, a person of great wisdom, and someone who is simply unable to chose to not do the right thing, or not be nice.

But regardless of the true source, Lamb’s philosophy is simple, true and correct, and it can be applied to very much more complicated behavior in world politics. In world politics, leaders are all too often driven by greed, Sadism, spite, hatred, ignorance, fear, aggression and other ugly aspects of human behavior, and the result is, in a word, unfairness.

It is unfair to exploit a person or entity for the gain of another, and it is certainly unfair to hurt or kill others. I mean this is just plain logical common sense. It cannot be justified by observing non-human animals in the competition to survive. Because we humans can conceptualize good and bad, we are then responsible to choose to be good.

Being bad can be mildly harmful, as in the case of the school bully, or very harmful as in the case of the national leader who practices genocide, or anything in-between.

So when looking at the behavior that gives us the most trouble today, I wonder why Lamb’s simple philosophy cannot be applied.

Why would someone use, for example, a religion, to come up with a plan to misinform gullible children and adults about the true reality, and end up making them think that conducting a suicide bombing, can be good, as opposed to bad?

In Africa, generations of normal kids are transformed into fighters who go on rampages, dismembering, raping and murdering other people just like them. Why does any one of them think that this could be anything other than completely wrong?  Who is responsible for making this their reality?

It’s too easy to blame religion for everything, although on a broad scale it is hard to find a common violent or dishonest act that is not tied into a certain brand of a particular religion or political movement. But religion is one of the easiest ways to make normal people into evil ones. You see, in order to have religion, you have to have faith, which is essentially a suspension of disbelief. If you can be taught to believe that the approximately three centuries old idea of a magic man who made everything is real, you can apparently also be taught to believe that you should run out and murder all redheads called Joe, because your structure of belief has strayed too far from the path of logic and reality.

And so even leaders of very small groups of people, for example the infamous Charles Manson, can lead hereto normal people into evil acts and cause terrible outcomes.

And yet even people who understand that religion is just a new idea that started a micro-billionth of a moment back in the history of time, can still be murderers, if they do not follow the path of good, which is independent of any movement such as religion etc.

If Lamb’s principals were followed by everyone, there would not be war, murder, gangster violence, racial hatred, repression of female people, or any of the other ugliness that we see around us.

Even if we focus, not on murder and war, but on social and economic issues of everyday government, we see blatantly dishonest people getting their way. A good party with all good intentions cannot make progress in government because an opposition party blocks all their ideas in order to try to get themselves back into power, and this is driven by greed. And this is at government level.

The same philosophy extends down to the mundane. It extends to households, relationships and to a sole individual’s own choices that barely affect anyone else.

If everyone knew Lamb, or if everyone could learn ethics from the purely good kids in the kindergartens, all our evil would pass into history. We would all be….  nice.

Nano Downgrade

By Jeffrey the Barak

The new September 1st 2010 iPod Nano, 6th Generation.

Yesterday, Apple unveiled the 6th Generation iPod Nano. Following the keynote announcement, I went to Apple.com and bought the 5th Generation Nano at a third off.

Two days ago, this was the new one, but now it is not. So why did I do this? Did I really need to save $50? Well no, but there is a background to this.

I recently looked at my phone bills, and I was on my second iPhone, and I realized that although I make between zero and three calls a day, and never send text messages, and cannot see Internet on a phone sized device, I was paying a lot each month for a telephone, albeit a nicely designed one.

And then Google put Voice Over Internet Protocol, VOIP, into Gmail, which is where I live for most of the day anyway.

So I sold my iPhone and reactivated my old Motorola Razr non-smart mobile telephone, and I couldn’t be happier.

But the only things I miss about the iPhone, besides some music-to-go, are the portable viewable copies of my iCal calendar and my Address Book. Contacts and a date book are things I’ve had in my pocket since the Palm Pilot days of the Nineties seduced me away from Leather Filofaxes and Date Runners.

And so realizing that the iPod Nano 5th Generation Nano had this info synced to it via iTunes, the Nano 5th Gen puts this data back in my pocket, just in case I need it and I’m away from a computer.

2009's Apple iPod Nano, 5th Generation

The new 6th generation Nano, does not seem to have contacts and calendar, and the interface is approximately 35% obscured by any finger that one uses to interface with it, so even the well-presented unveiling at the keynote did not make it look like much of an upgrade to me. Besides, this 5th generation Nano will be my first device with an Apple Clickwheel, and I wanted to experience that interface before it is superseded forever by touchscreen alternatives. I am assuming that after a few minutes of familiarization with the Clickwheeel, which most of you have been using for years, I will be able to control the 5G without looking at it, or inside my pocket. Try that with a 6G!

I think that I have picked up a $99 bargain!

Jeffrey the Barak is an Apple fan, who besides having had two iPhones, has never had an iPod, until now.

Netbook or smartphone?

By Jeffrey the Barak

I spend most of my waking hours in front of a 27″ iMac. Not that I’m complaining. When I’m not working, I play here too. But sometimes I have to actually leave my desk and be in other places, and then I sometimes need to be connected and do things that involve Internet.

The background to this dilemma:

I was a latecomer to cellular phones, but once I got one I needed it. For mobile organization, I stayed with various versions of Palm Pilots, from III to TX, for years until one day a few years ago I decided that they were all too small for my poor eyesight and large fingers and said, no more.

The plan was to stay with my simple phone, which at the time was a Motorola Razr, and just be patient for communication. I bought a Macbook so I could work away from home, but it was and is, too heavy to have along all of the time.

My plans were sidetracked when my wife bought me the original iPhone for a gift. I considered returning it for an iPod, but being a Mac-Head, I kept it and got used to it. I even began to use texting sparingly, something I could never do with a numeric telephone keypad. And then mainly because of the headphone socket, I upgrade to a white 16GB iPhone in early 2009.

But now the iPhone is not making me happy. It again seems like a too-small, too hard to use device. Yes it synchs well with Mobile Me and is a portable package containing all my stuff, but I rarely use it unless it’s ringing or I’m too far from a computer. It seems really slow too, not the commonly maligned AT&T connection, which always works for me, but the device itself. It can take ten seconds for it to stop messing around and show me today on the calendar.

I was looking at whether to switch to an Android phone like the nice new larger Droid X, because while I may be a Mac-Head, I’m just as much of a Google-Head, using Google Docs and Gmail as heavily as anyone in the universe. I think Android is very cool, especially for a Gmail, Google Docs kind of guy.

But then I remembered what I almost did before the iPhone appeared in some gift wrap, and I am now thinking the way to go will be to wait for the Google Chrome OS netbbooks to come out, get one with a 3G or 4G data plan, or to avoid a data bill, just wi-fi and exercise some patience between hotspots, and replace the iPhone with a simple telephone-only no-data-plan cellphone designed for old farts.

My iphone contract runs until March 2011, so by then there should be a few Chromebooks around (I’m guessing that may be what we call the Chrome Netbooks that will soon dominate world computing), and some 4G choices.

The iPad is no good for me. I think it’s fantastic, but I never watch movies or play games, and it is awful for Google Spreadsheets and heavy email, so no thanks.

And so I’ll hold off on the switch to Android, or the upgrade to iPhone 4, and think hard about a lightweight Chromebook in a hip bag and a simple phone. I have eight months to flip flop in my head, but I think my mind may be made up. I hope there will be a Chromebook with good screen resolution, solid state storage and enough power for the browser’s demands.

Replace:
Macbook + iPhone

With:
Chromebook + simple mobile telephone.

Next year I’ll look at today’s post and see if I was right.

Jeffrey the Barak shared this idea on 25th July 2010


Update August 18th.

 

Well here I am, no action taken, but still waiting for Google Chrome. I have been shopping and played with 10.1 inch netbooks. I can see them! I like them! But why oh why do they have that crazy Windows operating system? It’s just so wrong for a netbook, so wrong.

 

Anyway, a curveball. All of a sudden Google Spreadsheets are easily editable on an iPad, which brings that back into consideration. It may not have a keyboard but with practice it works well, and it’s a no risk purchase because you can resell them on eBay with little or no loss. It has no tabbed browser, but it has the similar feature that lets you switch between browser pages.
And why not the iPad 3G? Because 3G is too slow and unpleasant to work with except in a dire emergency, and the device costs much more, and you get a data bill for every month during which you want to utilize it.
So maybe a $500 16GB wi-fi iPad and a dumb-phone could be the solution. I don’t know, but I’ll update this post when something happens.

Update August 20th.

Thanks for the emails but I wish you would go public and post your comments guys! Well here I am, no action taken, but still waiting for Google Chrome. I have been shopping and played with 10.1 inch netbooks. I can see them! I like them! But why oh why do they have that crazy Windows operating system? It’s just so wrong for a netbook, so wrong.Anyway, a curveball. All of a sudden Google Spreadsheets are easily editable on an iPad, which brings that back into consideration. It may not have a keyboard but with practice it works well, and it’s a no risk purchase because you can resell them on eBay with little or no loss. It has no tabbed browser, but it has the similar feature that lets you switch between browser pages.And why not the iPad 3G? Because 3G is too slow and unpleasant to work with except in a dire emergency, and the device costs much more, and you get a data bill for every month during which you want to utilize it.So maybe a $500 16GB wi-fi iPad and a dumb-phone could be the solution. I don’t know, but I’ll update this post when something happens.

Update August 25th.

Today I took out my old Razr and reactivated my phone number on it, effectively turning the iPhone 3G into an iPod Touch. No more data bill! I will be texting (rarely) using Google Voice from now on and the Razr is, well, a non-smart telephone. Nothing more. I’m selling my 3G as we speak and will wait for the Chromebooks to replace it, although I could buy an iPad or a Jolicloud Netbook to play on and resell that later.

Update July 6th 2011.

So a year has passed. I have not had a telephone data bill for 11 months. I’ve had an iPad and sold it again because it really was too heavy to hold and too uncomfortable to use. (Sorry millions of users). I’ve had a netbook running Joilcloud. And I’ve looked at the Chromebooks which finally came out recently. Chrome OS has not been received warmly, but I like it and could use it, except….the Chromebooks are far too heavy.  So I will be getting a Macbook Air, after the Lion and processor update and subsequent re-release, and spending most of my time on it in the Chrome browser, connected via wifi.


The Saddleback Briefcase Odyssey

By Jeffrey the Barak

I am a man-bag flipper. I like my personal luggage, be it a briefcase, messenger, pouch or satchel. I was never one for going around with no stuff, or stuffing my pockets, so a bag just makes sense for me. I always regret leaving the house without one, and I’ve carried some form of day luggage around for four or five decades.

So I buy them, enjoy them, get bored, and sell them again as used bags.

I recently used the same bag for three years, a large tricolored messenger bag from Timbuk2. But it was too big, and sometimes a bag that is too big makes it difficult to find anything. A properly packed smaller bag will usually be a more efficient mode of carriage and retrieval.

After such a long stint with vinyl lined ballistic nylon, I had a hankering for leather, which I had been avoiding for some years. Convinced I might occasionally have to stuff dance shoes in my daily bag, I stayed with the messenger format and bought a nice soft high-end messenger in leather, by Osgoode Marley. It’s a nice bag that holds my Macbook and plenty more, and it’s not heavy, but it has internal features that do not please me. For a start it is lined in satin and has lots of zippers and compartments. This makes finding anything a constant fumble and some effort has to be taken to memorize where an item was stowed.

Aside from having to have a large section for the computer, I like to have an array of open, top-loading pouches for easy visual and manual access. Too many little things designed for pens and obsolete cellphones and business cards etc are just visual clutter to me.

My Saddleback medium briefcase in dark coffee brown

While I was researching this bag I also stumbled across the Saddleback Leather Company via Amazon, and then found their own website Saddlebackleather.com. This little firm based in Texas thinks outside the box and makes stunning leather items out of full grain leather, that’s right, full-grain, the thick stuff you see in tool belts and work boots. Because of this, and their refusal to include magnets, snaps, fabric lining, zippers etc., it means they can guarantee their bags for one hundred years.

Saddleback have earned a hardcore fan base and there are thousands of admirers, collectors and enthusiasts stocking up on various sized items that Saddleback sews together down in the land of the cowboys, (Texas and Mexico). The company founder and owner, Dave Munson, appears in a few demonstration videos and has acquired the fan status of an iconoclastic leader. He’s a really nice fellow too who genuinely appreciates his customers and aspiring customers.

I too was instantly an enthusiast of Saddleback Leather, and despite the fact I had recently purchased the aforementioned leather messenger, I plunged into a commitment and  acquired a medium briefcase. It took me a while, because I was scared of the advertised weight. I mean, did I really want a briefcase that weighed 6.5 pounds empty?

I bit the bullet and bought my medium sized dark coffee brown briefcase. What a work of art! For it’s size it does not hold as much as one crossing over from the nylon universe might expect, without very intelligent planning and packing, which is I suppose because it’s so thick and rigid, but beauty overrode practicality and I became inseparable from my bag. I would haul it around with nothing but a few items that could have fit into a two ounce nylon bag with ease.

I even went against my better judgement and took it as my airline carry on bag on a three day trip to Hawaii for a funeral. The Macbook and various other items were placed into the Saddleback and off I flew. (I did also check a large suitcase, because life is not a movie and little bags are not as big as houses on the inside).

And even in Honolulu, where hauling stuff around is never a pleasure, I carried it with me as I went about my business, and I still enjoyed having it around as a constant companion. That is until I went a walking! I walked for about two hours, around Ala Moana Shopping Mall, with no computer, just a water bottle, wallet, keys, hat, three pairs of glasses (various tints and focal lengths) and a tiny camera. I could have fit the same array into a really small nylon bag and weighed in under three pounds including the water, but here they were cruising in style in the medium Saddleback briefcase.

It was a hot, but breezy day, and of course it was cold inside the stores. But by the end of the walk, I had definitely begun to fall out of love with my bag. It was just too heavy for a two-hour hike in flip-flops. A leather bag that weighed five pounds less could have held the same stuff. Imagine putting a five pound dumbbell weight into your shoulder bag? Well if you could, you would remove that dumbbell right away, and therein lies the problem. A Saddleback Leather Briefcase may be a beautiful piece of art, but you can do without all the weight on a hike.

image (c) Saddleback Leather Company. Small Satchel.

So my Saddleback briefcase is now back at home beside me, leather cleaned and fed, and waiting for me to go out to a place not too far from my parking spot so it can be my best buddy again. Yes I came within a hair’s breadth of adding a small SaddleBack Leather Company Satchel into the mix, but I held back due to the 3 lbs weight, and the rigid format etc., and went for a less beautiful artifact crafted from nylon, that will hold more and yet weigh less than almost any single thing that I put inside it. In fact for a good visualization of what I am rambling about here, the Kipling bag that I bought weighs less than the two shoulder pads on the strap of the Saddleback Briefcase.

The Internet is a great research resource, but to really know a bag, even a local baggage store cannot eliminate all potential less-than-ideal decisions. You almost have to buy one and live with it to really know how it will work out in practice. Only after spending a few hundred dollars over time, and recouping some of it by flipping, can you truly know what size, format and material will work out to be your ideal bag. Of course at the aforementioned Ala Moana Shopping Center, I hauled my Saddleback into all the designer Italian bag stores and looked at man-bags costing up to three thousand dollars. But luckily for me, none were my style.

I know from expensive experience that too few and conversely too many compartments can be a liability, that satin or silk linings don’t work, that the weight of the empty bag is an important consideration, that too much depth and a dark interior, and even insufficient rigidity will make it hard to put your hand around what you are looking for, and that zippers can be undesirable if in the wrong spot and unworkable using only one hand.

We all carry fairly similar man-stuff but we each find what works best for us. It may be a vertical or horizontal messenger, it may be fat or thin, huge or compact and it may open in a variety of ways. Personally, I find the format of the cross body shoulder bag is the best for me, better than a two strap backpack, better than a hand bag, but the addition of a handle is good. However, what I like in terms of aesthetics (Saddleback) and what I like in actual use (Kipling) are two opposite beasts. One is very cool, and the other is extremely lightweight.

Ideally we may each need a small assortment of bags from which we select what to load up each day, and I do recommend that any bag be unloaded and reloaded often so you know what you have, what you need to have and what you need to leave at home. But as a minimalist I still pine for one perfect bag that replaces all others and becomes the ideal companion. If it were not for the inevitable weight of full grain leather, then my bag of choice would definitely be a Saddleback bag.

Jeffrey the Barak carries a lot of stupid stuff around and yet still insists he’s a minimalist.

Ten Years of the-vu

Ten years ago this month, in July 2000, the-vu.com went online. At the time there was no such thing as a blog, and Internet magazines could be counted on one hand. In July 2010 we are still around adding interesting articles for your enjoyment. Thanks for reading!

The Presbyopic Pirate

Douglas Fairbanks as The Black Pirate (1926)

By Jeffrey the Barak

Novels and movies have glamorized the image of the pirate. We can imagine ourselves dressed in puffy shirts, with swords at our side, swinging on ropes between various high points of ship’s rigging, sailing to exotic lands full of treasure and beautiful women.

Of course deep down we know that pirates have always been cruel, dirty, smelly, dangerous, murderous filth bringing misery and death to their victims, only to have their short lives end in early death.

But even as images of the scum of Somalia pervade the news media, we still imagine Johnny Depp, Errol Flynn or Douglas Fairbanks, in some sunnier version of the Disneyland ride whenever we hear the word pirate.

There are societies of people who dress like a pirate, talk like a pirate and swagger like a pirate. But again this is the fictitious pirate image, not the Somalian in the open boat who would shoot off your hand to steal your Seiko.

With this seductive enchanting vision in mind, I decided to attend a local Pirates Class. The colorful flyer was stapled to a telegraph pole, and the first class was free. To save time, I donned my raggedy calf-length pants tied at the waist with am eight-inch wide leather belt, tied my white ruffles shirt with the billowing sleeves into a knot at the waist, knotted on my bandana and place my tri-cornered felt hat atop it. I grabbed my rubber sword and practiced some pseudo Cornwellian aaaarghs on the way down.

The same flyer for the Pirates Class was on the door and in I strutted, only to find all sorts of alien and diabolical ropes and pulleys atop even more diabolical beds of torture. Alas, my landlubber friends, I was once again a victim of my failing eyesight. You see, the flyer did not say Pirates Class at all. It said Pilates Class.

I would have stayed, but I was asked to leave.

Jeffrey the Barak drinks rum while laughing atop the mainmast.

The secret link between dog anger and people who eat potatoes


By Annie Manzano

In 1987, Willard Froloy was found dead and partly devoured in his Philadelphia apartment. His three pet dogs had been feeding on his corpse for two weeks. Investigation showed that the cause of death was choking and it seems that large-cut French-fried potatoes were the substance of the blockage.

The dogs had eaten the potatoes, but peelings suggested that the victim had prepared at least ten of them.

Well known tennis player Bea Tyson, was bitten on the throat by her pet Lab, a sweet dog who had shown no aggression or abnormal behavior for the five years she had lived with Bea. Tyson said later that the sight of a bag of potatoes had sparked something primal in Rainy’s demeanor and the attack occurred in the blink of an eye.

When house burglars Lorn and Cleavis Hutson seduced a family chow with a fresh beef shank and filled their bags with the valuables belonging to the Arlen family in Dallas, all went well until Lorn picked up a potato from the kitchen counter. In a flash, the chow had sunken it’s teeth into brother Cleavis’ face and punctured his eyeball.

These incidents all occurred in 2008 and in all there were close to twenty reports of previously peaceful pooches suddenly snapping violently at the mere sight of the humble potato. But according to FBI agent Brandon Line, as suddenly as it all started, it stopped, with zero cases in 2009. The file was closed in 2010.

So what caused this outbreak of potato sparked dog attacks? Agent Line believes it is possibly a four year cycle, because there were some cases reported in 2004 also. Nothing can be proven, but come 2012, it may be prudent to take care around dogs when using potatoes.

Annie Manzano is the secretary of the Filipino-American Potato Society of San Jose, California.

Mauna Kea in Hawaii – Driving to the Summit of this Grand Volcano

By Steven Anderson

The summit of Mauna Kea is called Puu Wekiu and it is at an elevation of 13,796 feet. This is the highest point of land in the Pacific Basin. An interesting fact about Mauna Kea is that if measured from the bottom of the ocean floor, it reaches nearly 30,000 feet which would make it the tallest peak on earth.

Visitors flock to Mauna Kea for a variety of reasons. There are 11 domes and 13 telescopes at the peak of Mauna Kea which attracts professional and amateur astronomers alike. Others come for the amazing viewpoints, unique bird watching and rugged hiking. Others come to Mauna Kea just to say they did so.

The drive up Mauna Kea takes about an hour. At the start, the driver will see typical Hawaiian tropical vegetation. As you pass sea level, the landscape changes to grass pastures and then into raggedy looking forests of koa and ohia trees. These thin out at 6,000 feet and the landscape becomes dominated by barren lava flows. The sub alpine regions found after the 6,500 foot level still support a few koa and ohia trees and even the rare mamane tree. All vegetation beyond 8,500 feet becomes very scarce.

The mountain is home to some excellent bird watching. The rare, yellow-crowned palila bird can be seen here. The endangered Hawaiian honey-creeper can be seen here as well. This bird only feeds on the seed pods from the scarce mamane tree. Less rare, but still interesting birds such as the uau (Hawaiian petrels), nene (Hawaiian geese), io (Hawaiian hawks) can also be seen on Mauna Kea.

The first step to reaching Mauna Kea is to drive Saddle Road (Route 200). This road is listed as off-limits by many of the car rental agencies. Thrifty will allow its rental cars on saddle road but advises against this practice. The roads are narrow with little or no shoulders and there are no emergency phones on this route should you encounter a problem.

You take the turn off from Saddle Road to Hale Pohaku and the Onizuka Center for International Astronomy Visitor Information Station. This leg lasts 7 miles and takes the traveler to 9,300 feet. This section can be driven by a normal car but it does feature very steep and windy roads. If you are driving a Thrifty rental car, the Visitor Center is as far as you are allowed to go. Harper’s Car and Truck Rental does rent vehicles for the exact purpose of getting from the Visitor Center to the observatory.

Please remember to bring warm clothing on this journey. Even in the summer temperatures can reach the low 40s. Also make sure to fill up the gas tank before you go. The steep grade and thin air pushes the car into very poor gas mileage and there is nowhere to fill up at the top.

(2006 – February) Steven Anderson is the Reservations Director for Hawaiian Discount Car Rentals, specialists in Maui car rentals. He has personally driven to the top of Mauna Kea and rates it as one of the most panoramic views in his travels to Hawaii. Please visit http://www.hawaiidrive-o.com.

Why I won’t be buying an iPad

By Jeffrey the Barak

I may be the thousandth person to publish a why I will be buying or won’t be buying an iPad rant, but here goes.

I am an Apple enthusiast, with a 27″ iMac, a white Macbook and an iPhone 3G, and I like all of them, despite the Macbook and the iPhone running slower than my needs sometimes demand, but I was determined to play with the iPad before automatically buying one.

The first few times I dropped by an Apple store, the crowds around the iPad table were three deep, but yesterday I had the area all to myself.

The interface and the display on the iPad were so beautiful and sharp, I felt like buying it on the spot, but I decided to stand there and try and perform some tasks over wi-fi first.

There are two things that make this something I should not  buy. Firstly, it may be one of the lightest computers in use today, but since it is handheld, and not sitting on the desk, the meager weight of it eventually becomes a pain, and a warm one at that. This is no great surprise to me because I went through a tablet computing experimental phase in 2005 with an Acer tablet that had an awful display and an even worse operating system (Windows Tablet).

But the clincher for me was the iPad’s version of the Safari browser. It, perhaps deliberately, does not work well with Google. Yes Google, whom I love as much as I love Apple.

In my iGoogle home page, there were white bits representing modules that would not display, and in Google Docs, something my entire business resides in, the spreadsheets were kind of unusable in their “mobile” format. The iPad loads them as if it were a smartphone, and if you’ve ever tried to work in a big spreadsheet on a phone, you will understand torture.

So I will pass on the iPad, and probably also pass on any Google Android tablet that appears, for the same reason, but I will eagerly await the chance to get a Google Chromium netbook. I think that Chromium will be the key, and phone-based stripped-down operating systems like the iPad OS and the Android OS will only be useful for entertainment, as in photo viewing, book reading, video watching etc.

But to be fair, that is what the iPad is intended for, No-one said it should be used for real work first and fun second.

So a Google Netbook with a real keyboard is an exciting prospect to cut down on the weight of hauling a Macbook around, and I’ll gladly pay extra for a beautiful screen resolution to rival the iPad’s beauty of a display.

Such a thing should hit the streets later in 2010.

Jeffrey the Barak is an AppleGoogleTrout

UPDATE November 17th 2010

Well, I bought one, on September 30th and gave it six week of my time. Now it’s for sale on eBay because I cannot work on it. All I really do is work in email for eight hours a day, in Gmail to be specific, but Gmail on iOS is not so elegant as in OSX. Worst of all, my essential huge database, is a Google Spreadsheet, and even with the November Mobile Gdocs update, it’s a pig in iOS.So it will be a Macbook Air for me, unless the fabled Chrome Speedbook suddenly arrives and passes the rest. But I am not trying to be too negative about  the iPad, it’s a superb device and worth it’s price. My personal needs cannot be served by the iOS, but I’m not the average guy.

No one knows how to stop it

By Jeffrey the Barak

Photo credit: NASA

Anyone who lives in Valdez knows what is still under every rock on the beach. As of now, Louisiana will be the same. And no-one is able to prevent it. The only thing proven to remove crude from seawater, human or animal hair inside nylon stockings, was not deployed sufficiently to prevent landfall, and now it’s too late. What a sad day.

Where is your stuff?

By Jeffrey the Barak

Stuff? That could mean anything but more often than not these days it means your information, not so much your pictures and music, but your contacts, and your calendar.

Back in the paper and leather era, we could lose our Filofax and lose all, but with today’s synching and backing up, only an exceptionally careless person would lose his or her vital information. The choices today are more focused on local versus cloud storage of this valuable data. If you have a PC (trying not to laugh) then it is likely you keep your calendar and contacts in Microsoft Outlook, part of Microsoft Office for Microsoft Windows, a big old Buick of a program responsible for devastating data loss each time the single “pst” file is corrupted.

Or if you have a Mac, you probably use the Address Book and the iCal calendar and you may keep them in synch with your iPhone via iTunes or Mobile Me. Of course if you also use Google, and I wonder why anyone would not be using Google as much as possible, you can, with a little research and study, find a way to import and synchronize your contacts into Gmail contacts, your calendars into Google Calendar, and your most important documents and spreadsheets into Google Docs, so even if you lose every piece of equipment when a mountain flattens your town, you still retain all in the cloud. All you have to know is your gmail email address and one password and there it all is.

There are of course many choices when it comes to hardware, operating systems and software, cloudware etc., but as these options develop and multiply, there are still people who lose their phone and lose their stuff in the process. It’s akin to keeping all your money in your pocket. Sooner or later you’ll lose it.

Currently I use Apple’s iCal and Address Book and I have Mobile Me to keep my iMac, Macbook and iPhone in sync, and I also export to Gmail Contacts and Google Calendar. Plus I have a folder in my address book called notes, which uses the contacts program to record lists such as to-do, waiting-for, sizes, etc.

We have feedback and comments here at the-vu, so If you have any different ways of keeping it all, let us know!

Holding the Tablet

By Jeffrey the Barak

The most polarizing computing device ever sold is spreading across the United States.

Long-time professional hardware reviewers have all published their opinions for and against  the wisdom of buying one, now, later or never. Some say it’s a giant iPod Touch, (as if that were a bad thing), others say it’s the most important breakthrough in personal computing for the masses.

The importance of this device is great, or small, depending on your personal point of view. A tablet computer is not new, the interface of the iPad is not completely new, and the concept of the device is not new, but it is here, it is enjoyable to use, and it is very useful.

Looking beyond this device, it is clear that in general there is a huge demand for a device that has the following qualities:

  • Affordable
  • Connected
  • Easy to use
  • Useful
  • Enjoyable

Forgetting current issues such as Flash versus HTML, Apple versus Google (I love them both), Google Docs versus Microsoft Office, computer operating systems versus mobile device operating systems etc.,  The demand of the consumers will win out, as it always does, and the inventors and manufacturers will fill the niches.

One of the more promising roads to computers for all is the Google Chrome operating system, designed to fulfill the needs of the average person, offered at zero cost, and designed to run on low cost “Netbooks”. Plenty of money will be spent on high-speed Internet access, the Netbooks and their accessories, and on goods and services advertised on Google, to make it all worthwhile for Google to give us this system at no cost.

Clearly, the usual standard traditional option will remain for anyone with the money to get a full computer, PC, Mac, whatever, and run heavier applications to make music, movies etc., and to manage business. But once millions of adults and kids begin to use Netbooks, with Google Chrome or another OS, or iPads, the technical world will change as much as it did when everyone got a mobile telephone.

The Apple iPad is a hurdle and a challenge to Google’s plan for global domination via Chrome, because the iPad has such a beautiful design ethic as compared to any Netbook that exists today. Sure we may prefer to type on a keyboard and have the illusion of multitasking, but who really prefers plastic and fuzzy graphics to the chrome and special magic glass touch screen that is on the iPad? People may choose less functionality and go with iPad simply because of it’s beauty.

I think that Netbooks would have become much more widespread if they did not run Windows. Even the simplified version of Windows 7 that ships with most Netbooks today is pretty horrible and slow and well down a dark road of bad design. In this pre-Chrome era, the only alternative to Windows is a flavor package of Linux, but regular folks who are not computer enthusiasts tend to have no end of little problems with Linux, because it’s never really completely finished and tested. For success, a normal idiot needs to be able to get anything done, and that’s why the iPad is so brilliant.

Personally, to do any considerable amount of work, in comfort, I need a desk, and a large monitor with sharp graphics. I am very comfortable with my 27” iMac, but less so with my 13” Macbook.

For many years I was a Palm computing enthusiast, even before they became telephones. I upgraded and flipped my way though Palm (or Handspring) devices right up to the TX, then my eyesight became inadequate to really enjoy the size. Had my wife not bought me an iPhone, I might still be eschewing small devices, but with a good pair of glasses I can enjoy the excellent design of the iconic iPhone.

Today’s iPad has all the appeal of those Palm Pilots, plus the appeal of a paper based personal organizer, plus the power of an Apple computer plus more that we never dreamed of ten years ago.

Of course, a connection is required, but we can count on that becoming normal everywhere in the future. The point is, no matter what pros and cons the iPad and the Netbooks give us, it’s inevitable that millions of people around the world will have something that is greater than a smartphone, and not as great as a laptop. You can bet on it.

Every student in every school will have some device, just as they all have calculators today. Nothing will stop it.

Going back in time fifteen years to before the Palm era, our paper based systems were as heavy as, and much thicker than iPads. But they would not give us movies, games and other forms of entertainment. The entertainment factor is very important and many an iPad buyer will never do an ounce of real work on his or her iPad, but the entertainment is a distraction from the real importance of the format. Anything that makes computing an extension of our fingertips is world changing tool.

Like it or hate it, this is the iPad era, and soon it will also be the Chrome era. And as the Internet and Wi-Fi spread, more people in the world will be joining our world.

Jeffrey the Barak is not carrying a penguin

How to get new eyeballs for a couple of Grand

Hello, it’s me, your publisher, writing the usual rubbish, but this time seeing it as if with new eyes. I have just treated myself to my latest tech upgrade. Out with my 2007 24″ white iMac and in with a shiny new 27″ iMac. Words cannot describe how sharp and clear the tiniest text on any webpage now appears to me. It’s like having new eyeballs. I have already downloaded many 2560 X 1440 photos for wallpaper and screensavers, and I just sit here staring as if I had just been  released from a month inside a cave.

My plastic waste killed your great grandson

By Jeffrey the Barak

Yesterday at lunchtime, I had a salad. After the salad was transferred from the mixing bowl to the plate I looked at what lay before me, and it was a lot of plastic. In fact it half filled my kitchen trash can.

The salad itself was a precut, pre-washed salad. But I washed it anyway, in the basket from the salad spinner, I washed it and span it three times until the water was not brown. Next to these packaged salads, on the same shelf are similar salads with added plastic cutlery, dressing in plastic pouches and croutons in plastic pouches. These are for convenient lunches, but these generally go straight from the market to the table, and don’t get washed three times. Mud for lunch.

The package was rigid, clear PET plastic, with a sealing ring of plastic around the top edge and with a third piece of plastic in the form of a full color label. I used salad dressing, from a plastic bottle. I added chopped up sliced pre-cooked turkey, from another hard PET plastic container, and finally some non-cheese slices, individually wrapped in plastic sheets, and wrapped as a stack in more plastic. It took a few scoops with both hands to get all this plastic into the trash can. Today the trashcan will be emptied as I pull the plastic drawstrings on the plastic bin-liner and take the trash down to the dumpster under my apartment building. And from there on, it’s out of sight and out of my life. Or is it? Will it be buried, burned, deconstructed or dissolved? Where will the packaging from my lunch be next week, next year, after I’m long dead?

So I begin to wonder, what food can I eat that will not make such a lingering mess? Can I get food, distributed within a short distance from my home in urban Los Angeles, and keep it fresh long enough to have it for lunch a day or two later? Can I do this without using any plastic? I Googled Earth-friendly diet and eco-friendly diet and it seems I’m late to the party. People are already doing it with farmers markets and cloth shopping bags and bicycles. A little less plastic is being made and disposed of. But with a growing population is this movement keeping pace with us?

I see mountains of electronic and plastic waste in the suburbs of cites in China. The ocean contains tons of slowly degrading plastic, being ingested by fish and mammals. And every day there is more and more. Can I really make a difference by doing one small thing, forgoing plastic containers, or being very careful to wash them out with chemical detergent and get them into the recycling bin? Can I be sure that it is really being recycled by the trash company even though my neighbors put the incorrect objects and substances into the recycling bin every day? Someone will have to sort it very carefully to separate my washed out salad box from a cardboard carton containing the last uneaten slice of pizza, and  a broken electric space heater. I’m not convinced it’s really being done.

So I can start gradually with a little bit of locally grown produce. I can buy less processed meat because the cattle ranches are ruining the planet, I can cut out some processed and refined foods because they cause a larger environmental impact with their manufacturing operation, and I can make sure I don’t eat the wrong kind of fish, the kind that is from declining or endangered species. Does this help the world when two hundred people an hour go through a drive-through lane to get a burger and a Coke? And what would happen if everyone did it? Would we even be able to produce the food for today’s huge population?

Yes I know this is an article of questions with no answers, but I’m not. the professor. I’m just a silly old jazz drummer who noticed a heap of plastic towering beside a lunch plate.

A 70′s dinosaur falls into eDrums.

By Jeffrey the Barak

Before I ever had electronic drums, I spent a couple of decades carrying around large, heavy drum sets and cymbals, which could only ever be played in rented rehearsal rooms, because they naturally made very loud sounds that would never be appropriate in a normal domestic setting.

As loud as real drums are, they invariably require amplification in a loud setting, so not only are there many huge shells and large cymbals with a great deal of heavy, metal hardware to support them, there is a second set of hardware to support the microphones.

But once a decision has been made to replace the drums and microphones with electronic drums, a new option appears. This is the option of a compact format. With real drums, as they have evolved, the standard drum set includes a bass or kick drum, which is on it’s side, on the floor and a hi-hat, which has it’s pedal directly below the pair of cymbals, and is usually therefore placed before your left foot. Typically the snare drum is between the legs with the kick and hat to either side, and then an array of toms and cymbals surround the aforementioned triangle.

But of course, with a remote pedal for the hi hat, an electronic hi hat does not have to be in the usual position. For example, a right-handed drummer does not have to cross arms to get to the hi hat on his left with his right stick. It can be at 2 o’clock of the snare, and still be opened and closed with the left foot. And since we don’t need to have large toms and large cymbals to produce the sounds of large toms and large cymbals, then it starts to make sense to abandon the format and layout of acoustic drums in favor of a small compact array, permanently connected and easily amplified with one or two cables.

In some situations, a drummer will have to mimic the layout of an acoustic kit, either because he switches back and forth from one to the other and wants to avoid adapting back and forth, or because the standard image of a conventional set is assumed to be desired by his band, or his audience.

But for me, if I can have a large ride cymbal sound or a large floor tom sound without having to have those large objects present, then I will happily have a compact layout before me and also take advantage of the ability to play quietly and precisely, and yet still produce all the sound I want. So my electronic setups have started and remained compact throughout and I have little interest in the so called normal electronic kits with their racks and spread apart format.

A legacy of Flipping: How I bought, sold, returned and flipped my way through many eDrum setups.

Towards the end of my acoustic era, I had already eliminated tom-tom shells and had an array of Roto-Toms over two bass drums and a snare. If I could have found a decent double-kick pedal back then, I would not have had two bass drums either.

Shortly thereafter, I stopped playing altogether, but at one point I went to a toy store and got a Yamaha DD-50 with it’s two little foot switches and noisy, hollow pads. That little toy was a lot of fun for a while and I even McGuyvered together a base for the kick trigger that I could strike with a bass drum pedal.

But that was not real. It took eighteen years of being a non-drummer to prepare me for a return to serious playing, and when that time came I began an odyssey of buying, trying and either returning or re-selling various devices

First was an Alesis Performance Pad. Ironically, as you will see, I almost went full circle back to this, but my Performance Pad was returned to the store due to a crackly potentiometer (volume knob). I did not love the sounds that the included drum machine provided and I found the rubber hard and tiring to play on.

Then came a Roland SPD-20, complete with throne, Roland FD8 hat pedal and KD7 kick trigger with pedal. Then came a year of swimming against the current. I got rid of the pedals and sticks and adapted to hand and finger drumming using a Roland Handsonic 10.

I developed a technique whereby I could play bare handed and have the Handsonic sound like a real drum set. I even recorded an album of self-penned compositions using my Handsonic,  and at the same time, having been impressed by the YouTube videos of David Fingers Haynes, finger drumming on a $60 Korg NanoPAD, I got pretty good at doing that also.

But I felt that I was wasting my ability to control a pair of sticks. I wanted buzz rolls and all that comes with stick drumming. So I got a Yamaha DTX Multi 12 and it took me all of a day to realize that I could never get what I wanted from it, and so that led me to the DrumKAT dk10.

The DrumKAT has been around for a couple of decades, and yet unlike a slick mass-produced product from Roland or Yamaha, it remains a specialty product, encased in tough steel, finished with a hammered enamel paint, looking tough and roadworthy, and yet with an air of laboratory roughness. To use car euphemisms, while the Roland and Yamaha all in one drum pads have a refined quality, like a new Toyota Camry, the KAT products, from a little American firm have more the feel of a hand-built British Morgan sports car, or a military vehicle.

I found the DrumKAT to be one of the most playable surfaces I’ve ever taken a stick to. As per my comments on format, unlike a conventional electronic drum set, the DrumKAT puts everything on a tea-tray, right under your sticks. It is a format conducive to flying around the drum  kit, without having to move much above your elbows, perfect for quiet, fast, precise strokes and press rolls with lightweight 7A drumsticks, which with electronic drums, can sound as big and loud as a crazy hard swing on a rock kit with the butt end of a 2B drumming bat. So I bought a full playing setup from Alternate Mode, makers of the DrumKAT. The DrumKAT dk10, with a new Yamaha Kick trigger and a Pintech Hyperhat pedal.

During my DrumKAT period, I had a succession of little problems and issues that eventually led me to finding another way to play. These included an incompatibility with Garageband,which forced me to buy EZdrummer and a Jazz EFX pack, adding to the already high price tag. Then my first dk10 had a faulty pad and it’s replacement arrived with a loose mystery object inside, and then I was okay for a while, but due a faulty pedal issue that was not discovered until later, Alternate Mode assumed that their own product, the dk10, did not provide continuous CC data for the hat, and I wanted the proper hihat control for all that money, not just open and closed, so I invested even more money to upgrade the perfectly good dk10 to the DrumKAT 3.8.  Even though I am attracted to the small format of a pad controller, I have to point out that with the 3.8 instead of the dk10, this setup was now more expensive than most big electronic drum sets from Alesis, Yamaha, and even Roland! And that includes all the pads, cymbals, cables, racks and triggers, and the sound module! But then, that’s what I don’t like about the standard e-kits. Too much stuff, too big, and not logical.

But my problems only grew from here. The control interface of the 3.8 is too difficult for a humble jazz-drummer like me. Even the very comprehensive video help desk movies on Alternate Mode’s website are way beyond any engineering course I would ever sign up for. It transpired that I could not even set up the DrumKAT with Alternate Mode’s Mario on the phone, because my hat pedal was faulty. But then after many hours of attempting to familiarize myself with the interface operation procedures required for using the DrumKAT 3.8, I gave up, and decided to return all to Alternate Mode and make a fresh start. And then a week later, Mario from Alternate Mode called to explain that the dk10 did indeed have a fully controllable hi hat, not just open and closed, and it was only the Pintech Hyperhat pedal that triggered this entire mess.

And the imagined failure of the DrumKAT brought me almost full-circle to the Alesis Control Pad. Yes it is harder and louder like my original Performance Pad of two years prior, and it sure does not feel a quarter as nice as the KAT, and for some reason I cannot yet play a super closed buzz press roll on it, but I could buy a pile of Control Pads for the price of one KAT, so I will somehow adapt to it and make the best of it as the compact playing surface of choice… for now!

I would ideally have the simple interface of the Control Pad with the playability of the DrumKAT. Perhaps a new surface material will…surface.

Jeffrey the Barak is the publisher of the-vu and back in the Nineteen-Seventies, he used to be Jeffrey the Barak.

Living in the cloud

By Jeffrey the Barak

Slowly but surely, more and more of my computer time is moving off my computer and into the cloud. I have a fast business cable connection at home and work, so my cloud applications are usually as fast as my native apps, but today I passed a landmark so now is a good time to rant about it.

Today, Ladies and Gentlemen, I stopped using Microsoft Excel. Excel was the last and only Microsoft product that was in my daily life. I left the Windows world a few years ago to live on Planet Apple, a much more efficient place in my opinion, but hung onto Excel because it was the only product good enough to handle my databases and spreadsheets.

I tried several alternatives such as Numbers, Open Office Calc, Bento, and others, and I tried Google Spreadsheets, many times. As recently as November, Google Spreadsheets, part of Google Docs, failed to handle my requirements, but with the approaching launch of Google’s Chrome Operating System, the G Boys have been hard at it, and now I find it is up to pace with my needs.

So my email, my accounting, my complicated databases and my shopping cart system are all now in the cloud, as are the control panels for my various WordPress sites, including this one, and my shipping modules too. I can find the same daily working environment in any browser on any computer, anywhere there is a connection. With a wide screen and plenty of tabs, it’s all there on my desktop, wherever that might be. It’s quite a strange feeling actually, after two decades of Spreadsheet juggling, but hey, welcome to the future.

The bear eludes me

By Xygore the Word Cop

Allude – mention, or refer indirectly to

Elude - Avoid or escape

You can bear with me, but there is not a bear with me.

You cannot bare with me unless we are nudists.

And yes it’s a sardine. So what?

Xygore the Word Cop is an absolute bastard and he lives near Primm NV USA.

Oceans of Placka

By Jeffrey the Barak

We all know that over long periods of time, land continents move, collide and separate, and oceans take on different shapes. Due to the rotation of the Earth, the positions and sizes and shapes of the continents have a significant effect on ocean currents.

In today’s world, the positions of the continents contribute to today’s ocean currents. There are five major rotational ocean currents on the globe today, known as gyres.

There have always been gyres, but only in today’s human dominated world, have the gyres also become garbage patches. Vast areas accumulating man-made marine flotsam.

The pollution in these areas consists mainly of floating chemical sludge, suspended plastic and other debris. Much of it can be seen from ocean-crossing boats, but for what we can see there is many times more of it that we cannot see. Some floats at the surface, and most floats below the surface at various depths.

There could be more than a hundred million tons of garbage in the North Pacific gyre alone. It does not all fall off ships. In fact, most cities in the world are situated on river systems, so a morsel of plastic thrown in the street in the Western USA or West of the Andes, or in Japan or Eastern Russia, can be carried by rain and streams and rivers and eventually take it’s place in the gyre in about five years.

Larger pieces are eaten by birds and fish and mammals. We find them in the stomachs of the dead. But as the plastic breaks down into smaller pieces, it works it’s way down the food chain. Even plankton, at the very base of the food chain, can ingest objects from the garbage patch.

So that plastic fork that we threw away in 1987 can show up as a trace amount of plastic inside a sausage on the end of today’s plastic fork.

If the plastic disintegrates entirely, it still exists in the form of toxic chemicals like PCBs and polystyrene. The seawater is no longer just water with dissolved minerals, it’s a suspension of man-made objects.

As we find more and more fish and birds with plastic in their stomachs, we also find that non-native species have invaded far and wide after being carried around the world attached to tiny plastic cruise liners.

Eventually we will need to find a way to take the pollution back out of the ocean and bury it deep on land, or we’ll all be poisoned and starving. But all that will take much longer than it took to add this stuff to the water in the first place, and it may even remain impossible forever.

What’s missing from the BYD?

In order to save weight on next year’s most controversial new car, the Chinese manufacturer has not included any of the following:

  • an engine
  • a fuel tank
  • an exhaust system
  • a fuel system
  • an anvil

However they did add a couple of things, such as some batteries made by the world’s top battery maker, an array of computer-controlled electric motors, and a plug.

Also missing will be emissions, a need to buy fuel, and a lot of guilt. Today in Los Angeles, BYD is looking for a partnership to manufacture it’s long-range zero-emissions cars in California, and the State of California is eager to go up against Detroit with it’s Chinese venture partner. Perhaps by year’s end we’ll hear almost nothing as Californians silently zip around town in cars without engines.

That’ll Come In Handy

 

Jeffrey the Barak

That’ll Come In Handy.

An album by Jeffrey the Barak

Recorded in 2009 using bare hands on a Roland Handsonic 10 as the drum set.

 

Panama Dip Fright

Panama Dip Fright, recorded on 7th October 2009. Drums are played in one live take on a Handsonic 10. Upright Bass is input into Garageband using Korg Nano Pad, and the squeaky drum is generated from the Handsonic’s sound bank in a third take.

 

The Way Out

Recorded in the summer of 2009 using a Roland Handsonic and bare hands for all percussion, and Korg NanoPad plus the Apple keyboard for all of the other instruments. This was a tune that found its way into my head and required the making of an album to get it out.

 

Monkseaton Drive

Sometimes a drummer has to sit in the back and behave, and sometimes a song has to be in C Major and have a tune that won’t kill your goldfish. This one is almost normal, so for all you folks who were afraid of how the other tracks made you feel, have a cup of tea, sit down and listen to this one.  Tools used: Garageband, Korg NonoKey and a Roland Handsonic.

 

Not a Boat

A live take of the drums, played on a Roland Handsonic 10, with midi bass, guitar and trumpets over the top. Completed August 20th 2009.

 

Blues Whale 

Blues Whale begins with our friend the whale performing a blues, and then transitions into a brief dialogue between whale and drums. All instruments played by Jeffrey the Barak. Drums performed on a Roland Handsonic 10 and everything else via midi and GarageBand.

 

Xootr Over Pavement

Drums played on a Roland Hansonic 10. Other instruments: bass, piano and organ are midi-generated via Garageband. Completed September 11th 2009.

 

Lambience

Orchestral snare, bass and tympani from the Handsonic merged with midi upright bass and a thunderstorm. Synth texture for ambience, or in this case, Lambience.