Pineapples: Nature’s Healing Fruit

By Monique N. Gilbert, B.Sc.

Want to give your body a boost in health and healing? Then you may want to add some fresh pineapple and pineapple juice to your diet. Pineapples are nutritionally packed members of the bromeliad family. This delightful tropical fruit is high in the enzyme bromelain and the antioxidant vitamin C, both of which plays a major role in the body’s healing process.

Bromelain is a natural anti-inflammatory that has many health benefits and encourages healing. According to Dr. Andrew Weil, bromelain is very effective in treating bruises, sprains and strains by reducing swelling, tenderness and pain. This powerful anti-inflammatory effect can also help relieve rheumatoid arthritis symptoms and reduce postoperative swelling. Additionally, the bromelain contained in fresh pineapple can relieve indigestion. This enzyme helps break down the amino acid bonds in proteins, which promotes good digestion.

Pineapples provide an ample supply of vitamin C too, a commonly known antioxidant that protects the body from free radical damage and boosts the immune system. Vitamin C helps build and repair bodily tissue and promotes wound healing. The body uses vitamin C to help metabolize fats and cholesterol, absorb iron, and synthesize amino acids and collagen. Collagen is one of the primary building blocks of skin, cartilage and bones. Vitamin C also decreases the severity of colds and infections.

Furthermore, due to its high vitamin C content, pineapples are good for your oral health as well. A study conducted at the State University of New York at Buffalo found that vitamin C can reduce your risk of gingivitis and periodontal disease. Besides increasing the ability of connective tissue to repair itself, vitamin C also increases the body’s ability to fight invading bacteria and other toxins that contribute to gum disease. Periodontal disease, which destroys gum tissue and underlying jaw bones, has been linked to heart disease, stroke and type 2 diabetes.

So if you want a natural way to enhance your body’s healing mechanisms, promote overall good health and tantalize your taste buds, pineapples are the way to go. Choose the fresh fruit because it has the most healing properties. Unfortunately, most of the bromelain in canned pineapple is destroyed due to the heat used in the canning process. When choosing a fresh pineapple, do not judge ripeness solely based upon color. There are several varieties on the market that range from green to golden yellow. The most important factor in determining ripeness is smell, let your nose help you decide. Ripe pineapples give off a sweet, fresh tropical smell. Avoid pineapples that give off an unpleasant odor or have any soft spots or areas of dark discoloration. Once home, let the pineapple sit on your counter at room temperature until ready to use. This will preserve its sweet and tangy flavor.

To prepare pineapple, you need to peel it, remove the eyes (the thorny protrusions within the puffy squares of the skin) and the fibrous center. First, cut off the top and bottom of the pineapple with a sharp knife. Place the pineapple upright on a cutting board and carefully slice off the outer skin. With a sharp paring knife or the end if a vegetable peeler, remove the eyes. Don’t cut too deep, just enough to lift out the section that contains the eye. Then, remove the fibrous core. One way to do this is to cut the pineapple lengthwise into 4 wedges (quarter it) and cut around the fibrous center core. Another popular way is to slice the pineapple crosswise and remove the cores individually with a cookie cutter. Once the fruit is prepared, it can be diced and eaten fresh, added to salads and entrees for an exotic flavor, or made into tasty tropical drinks.

Here is a delicious, nutritious, cholesterol-free smoothie recipe high in bromelain, vitamin C, potassium, thiamin (vitamin B-1), riboflavin (vitamin B-2), iron, fiber and isoflavones.

Tropical Fruit Smoothie
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1 frozen banana
1 cup fresh pineapple
3/4 cup soymilk
1 tablespoon honey or sugar (optional)
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Blend all of the above ingredients in a food processor or blender for 1-2 minutes, until smooth and creamy.
Makes about 2-3/4 cups (2 servings)

Copyright © Monique N. Gilbert – All Rights Reserved.

About this writer: Monique N. Gilbert, B.Sc., is a Health Advocate, Certified Personal Trainer/Fitness Counselor, Recipe Developer, Freelance Writer and Author. Visit her site at http://www.geocities.com/virtuesofsoy/

Monique N. Gilbert, Soy Food Connoisseur, Recipe Developer and Author of… “Virtues of Soy: A Practical Health Guide and Cookbook” (Universal Publishers, 2001).

Monique N. Gilbert, B.Sc., has received international recognition for helping people get healthier, feel better, look younger and live longer. Through her coaching program and writings, Monique motivates, inspires and teaches how to naturally enhancing your health, happiness, energy and longevity with balanced nutrition, physical activity and tranquil living environments. Monique believes it is her mission to educate and enlighten everyone about the benefits of healthy eating and a vibrant stress-free lifestyle. For more information, visit her website – http://www.MoniqueNGilbert.com

Post-Divorce: Sex With Your Ex

By Lauri Jean Crowe

We all have our own definitions of satisfaction and happiness. Those are the words I wrote in my March 2001 article, The Myth of the Divorced Woman. Now going on the one year anniversary of the dissolution of my marriage I have to agree with that statement wholeheartedly, but also extend that we all have to discover what those definitions are.

So, did I turn out to be the penis hungry divorcee hitting bars and allowing any man who showed interest to have me? Nope, I was stupid beyond the stereotype and fell into another category – the post-divorce sex with the ex. My psychologist at the time told me that roughly 50% of women who go through a divorce will end up sleeping with their ex-husband after the divorce is final. Another 50% of those women will then go on to reemerge into the same bad, and often abusive relationships but without that marriage certificate. I got smart, and stopped before I became another statistic.

So, why do women – or men for that matter end up sleeping with their ex’s after a long and tiring divorce? Because you’re raw. You’ve been broken hearted, dragged in and out of lawyer’s offices, court rooms, child custody hearings and you feel empty, lonely. You lose sight of the reasons that you chose to end the relationship and instead begin to focus on the illusory positives of way back when. It seems natural to fall into bed with this person, especially if you have children together and have to see one another at visitation times. For some, it’s a way of healing, slowly. For others it is the distant hope that you will be loved by that person again.

For me, it was the sex. Sex had always been good between us, great even at times. So, when it was available I took him up on it. However, I never asked and I never led him to believe I was still in love. I never let it get out of hand in front of the kids. I did it with eyes wide open. However, the sex felt empty because of that lack of emotion and after a few times I ended relations. There are some things that simply can never be the same.

So, what to do if you’re in the post-divorce sex with the ex statistical group? Look long and hard at why you are doing what you’re doing. Don’t lose sight of the past, because it has shaped you. Enjoy the sex, and make sure the emotions you’ve attached to it are enjoyable as well. If you have children, be wary of confusing them even further. If you find yourself heading into an even more destructive mess than your marriage, seek help. Above all, think about your own definitions of satisfaction and happiness; seek them out and live them.

Lauri Jean Crowe is a freelance writer known for such diverse topics as dreams, sexuality, gardening, health and parenting. She is a freelance writer, artist and designer living in Michigan, USA.

Post-Divorce Etiquette

By Lauri Jean Crowe

You’ve made it through the divorce. You don’t want to see another courtoom, judge or lawyer for the rest of your life. Most likely you don’t want to see your ex either. But, if you have children together the chances are you will see your ex-husband or wife at least twice every other week for pick up and drop of off those children. So, how do you behave?

If you’re like approximately 50% of other divorcees out there, you may slip back into bed with your ex on some occasion. Hopefully you eventually get over with this bump in the road and move on with your life. Baby steps. So, what kind of guidelines should you follow when you have to meet one another for your children’s sake?

First off, set guidelines. If you have an amenable relationship with your prior spouse, you can iron these out together. Otherwise, set guidelines for your own behavior and don’t break them even if he or she eggs you on. The foremost thing is to always remember why you are there – to exchange the children and give updates on their needs. The next thing to remember is that those little sweethearts have eyes and ears and you are the most intriguing fish in the bowl.

Let your actions and your words be civil and to the point. Do not yell at your ex, or show anger. Don’t give in to the desire to pick fights or argue. Present a cool but companiable façade for your kids so they know they are loved, and that you are caring for their best interest. The situation is not about mom and dad, but about them. Your children will remember this and even if you feel like you’re holding your tongue too much, they will appreciate and come to respect you in the years to come.

Have the children ready when your ex comes to get them. Do not invite your ex into the home, but rather walk the children to the door with their things and help them into the car if appropriate. Kiss or hug them goodbye. Tell them you love them, and assure them that you will be there when they come back home. This is especially important if you have small children who can feel a sense of abandonment. Don’t forget that they went through the divorce too, and have all sorts of conflicting emotions.

Be there on time when it is time to exchange the children. Your promptness will go a long way to keeping the visitation times civil. If your ex does not show up on time, wait patiently. Don’t accuse or belittle when they do arrive. Rather keep that same coolness, and state that you really need him or her to be prompt. This goes for pickup times too. Don’t use the opportunity to make your ex look bad in front of your kids. Children are smart and they will figure it out for themselves. Besides, if you really feel the need to bitch you can call your ex later and let them know how you really feel. But, I’d advise against it – that way you are letting your ex control the situation.

Obviously, life has extremes and these easy to say but hard to enact guidelines won’t fit every situation. However, having done a bit of trial and error over the last year since my own divorce I’ve found that civil, and at a distance are two of the best ways to handle my ex. It keeps things level, there is no room for misunderstanding and the situation is businesslike rather than a feudal war.

You’ve made it through the divorce. Now, its’ your time to grieve and move on, but it is also your time to shine as a parent and help your children make it through the divorce too. Life requires sacrifices, but our children shouldn’t be the ones in the line of fire. Do what you so often tell them to do. Behave.

Lauri Jean Crowe is a freelance writer known for such diverse topics as dreams, sexuality, gardening, health and parenting. She is a freelance writer, artist and designer living in Michigan, USA.

Dreaming Yourself Naked

By Lauri Jean Crowe

Almost everyone has had a dream where they were naked, or scantily clad in just their underwear. Perhaps you dreamt you were in school, or in a grocery store or even just walking down the street without a stitch of clothing on your back. Maybe you suddenly found yourself nude on a beach, naked on the bus or up on a stage in your birthday suit. This is a common dream motif, yet nakedness is a complex symbol in dreams dependent on the culture in which the dream occurs and who is interpreting the experience.
Dream motifs arise from a society’s shared beliefs, experiences, fears and anxieties, literally from the hopes and dreams of the people both individually and collectively. As such, these experiences which are fundamental to all peoples, will hold significance dependent upon the culture’s attitude toward them. One populations attitude toward nakedness can vastly differ from another’s.

For example, in Western culture, public nudity is often taboo and in some areas it is even illegal. As such, the attitude of populations in Western culture toward nakedness are often unfavorable.

Dreams, in which nakedness is viewed as an anxiety, can sometimes be traced to our childhood experiences. Such would be the case if a parent taught their child that nakedness and the human body are to be something hidden from the public view, or even more compounded if the parent taught that nudity is something to be ashamed of. Sigmund Freud took the viewpoint that our childhood experiences leave a deep imprint on our minds and that dreams of nudity in an adult are an unconscious longing for the freedom of childhood, free from worry or care.

However, wherever the origin of nakedness anxieties arise for an individual or culture as a whole, the human mind tends to create dreams in flashes of visual imagery which can symbolically represent our individual personal hopes and fears. For one dreamer, a dream of being naked could be a window to the inner self which indicates a fear of sexuality, being exposed or vulnerability and weakness. For yet another, it may have a more positive spin, indicating attributes such as honesty and openness (such as in the cliche “the naked truth”).

Only the dreamer can interpret what their own dreams of nakedness entail. For one person, it will mean that wonderful feeling of being uninhibited, unencumbered, of being free to express yourself as you choose. For another, dream nudity will be a nightmare representing complete exposure of the deepest, most hidden parts of the self.

Dream dictionaries, interpreters and psychiatrists will all offer suggestions on what nakedness means in the dream based on their personal proclivities and schooling. You can go to any modern bookstore and find shelves of books which will tell you that one particular dream motif means one thing or another. However, you must decide for yourself how important underwear are to you, and what it means to be naked in the dream.

Lauri Jean Crowe is a freelance writer known for such diverse topics as dreams, sexuality, gardening, health and parenting. She is a freelance writer, artist and designer living in Michigan, USA.

The Decisive Fork

By Dr. Nagendra Rentala

The Backdrop

First Enron, ImClone, then WorldCom, Xerox and now Merck – what is going on in Corporate America? With the WorldCom top brass invoking the fifth amendment following Enron’s (mis)lead and also filing for bankruptcy, there arise some serious, fundamental questions in an investment dominant economy. Are we on the verge of another explosive crash of the economic structure, have we reached a decisive fork in a critical onrush of events, from where the wrong turn this time means a definite point of no return?

Are these astonishing corporate disclosures merely a few hiccups in the vast financial organ of the free world? Is this just a process of readjustment and evolution of an otherwise robust economic system from which the corporate administration, investing public and regulating Government are learning a few precious lessons? The atmosphere in which these financial crises are bursting forth with so many critical events taking place in rapid succession – the Internet boom and bust followed by the recession, the September 11th attacks and the continuing war, the disgusting Church scandals and a magazine like Time running cover-page article on apocalypse – call for some serious, fundamental thinking. These are not isolated events – not in a world so well connected as it is today and together they can cause a calamitous domino effect unless they are clearly perceived and checked. Things unfortunately follow the path of entropy when left to themselves and do not evolve for the better without a deliberate, conscious human intervention and a process of rational, objective analysis.

Do these cover-ups call for more, or less governmental controls on corporate dealings? There is a widespread debate going on in the country – employees of Enron, WorldCom and the investors who lost heavily in the wake of these debacles are clamoring for corporate reforms, a euphemism for more controls. Even to utter the word laissez faire is to invite intense public wrath under these circumstances. Has something seriously gone wrong with capitalism and free enterprise? Is there a simplistic explanation for all this and hence an evolutionary pointer in the right direction or is it too mind-boggling to fit into any one single coherent thought capsule?

There are two scenarios in which one can lose sight of the true perspective of an event – either by being too far removed in space or time from the event, in which case one does not really care much about what is going on. Alternatively, for those who are caught up in the thick of the events and completely overwhelmed, the tendency would be towards wishful thinking that somehow things will get better sometime, with the complementary cynicism that if they don’t, we all go down the drain and it does not matter anyway. Cynicism leads to sheer frustration sweeping everything under some ill-defined carpet, which in this case happens to be “Corporate Greed”.

America epitomizes enterprise. Taking risks, investing in potential, not harboring a mere arm-chair optimism but a firm conviction that the situation tomorrow can be made better than what it is today and the resolve, the hard work to make it happen are the hallmarks of a great nation built by entrepreneurs who flocked to this country from all parts of the world. Shake the roots of the optimism, the spirit of enterprise and what is left is an empty shell, a catastrophic failure of a glorious experiment. This laboratory is not only the free world’s but mankind’s greatest achievement. Explaining away the events with a fatalistic viewpoint like cyclic economic prosperity of a nation is doubly ridiculous in this context. This edifice is built on the firm foundation that economic prosperity is not a randomly driven entity like waves in an ocean but the realization of entrepreneurial principle of human intellect and America is unlike any other nation – it is a microcosm by itself. Any flaws have to be summarily removed from the free world – from their most fundamental level based on objective analysis before they can cause a ripple effect and topple the economic and as a consequence the social structure altogether. There is no way this glorious experiment can be allowed to fail.

In the aftermath of unprecedented economic debacles, the clockwork salvage operations have already begun – congressional hearings, ongoing debate for more controls, the usual rhetoric and assurances from the government in the backdrop of a public outcry for 401K protection and investment security against malfeasance in a turbulent market. Most significantly, the corporate world itself is coming out with a set of revised norms for their standard accounting practices – executives are slowly raising their hands with the echo “me too”. This is a timely and welcome self-regulatory mechanism spurred on by self-preservation that is infinitely more effective than any external, Governmental controls. A drastic rethink is required to benefit from this astonishing joining together of internal and external controls and to strike an optimum, objective balance between the two – more importantly to identify where that balance should eventually lead so that tiny flaws do not rear their ugly heads once again as mammoth beasts.

The Analysis

It is never easy to answer the question as to what is the right direction to take but in retrospect at least we know what directions should not be taken and learn precious lessons by using the principle of negation. Who can best provide us an insight into what went wrong with the corporate world? Not surprisingly, the people who traveled that path of wrong-doing. A drunk driver in a stolen van with a load of marijuana in the trunk on a Los Angeles highway, chased by half a dozen police cars and a hovering helicopter has a better shot at not being caught compared to the corporate executives who thought that somehow 2 and (-3) can be shown to add up to 4. Not withstanding the fact that the drunk driver in comparison is totally reckless, why did these executives resort to the kind of malfeasance that has landed them in an almost tragicomic, pitiable situation?

Astonishingly, how could these intelligent people and doyens of enterprise ever think that they could get away with it? No one believes even for one fleeting moment that when he founded WorldCom, Bernard Ebbers thought that his vision of enterprise would be that one day he would run away with a few billions of dollars of personal loot from the corporate coffers and then hide under the cover of the fifth amendment. When Scott Sullivan graduated from an accounting school, he would hardly have imagined that the high point of his career would soon turn out to be a balance sheet, which would have guaranteed him a flunk in the freshman years. Try this hypothesis – Kenneth Lay and company wanted to create history by discovering axioms of equality in elementary arithmetic that would confound the most brilliant number theorists.

At what point in their careers did these people start making a bend here and a bend there in their accounting practices and at what point did these bends metamorphose into grotesquely twisted works of modern art with numbers? What canvas did they paint on and which tools did they use? At what point and more importantly, why did their integrity break down? When did they recognize once again the truths from their elementary learning – no matter how much you twist and turn, you cannot escape the objective fact that 2 and 2 always add up to 4? At what point in the collapse of their edifices did they think of the “fifth amendment”? Equally significantly, why did they do it? What is the inflexion point in the chronological history of events, at which the norm of acceptable falsehood turned into downright malfeasance? When did their cooked books started looking more like crooked books? When did they first realize that their petty actions are reaching the alarming proportions of grand larceny? Why? Why were these actions triggered by intelligent minds of responsible individuals? What would these people have done differently if only they could go back in time? Was it peer pressure? The pressure to win at all costs not knowing what victory means in the long run? Was it shortsightedness or the cynical perversion that others are doing these things and getting away with it and why not us?

To get the right answers, we need to ask the right questions. No one seems to be asking them though. Just imagine what precious insights into the flaws in our economic structure could be gleaned from the revelations of executives who took the low road – the ones caught on the radar as well as those now volunteering. The entire nation could scream and shout for a corporate lynching but what has been done is done and we cannot turn the clock back nor alter the cause and effect relationship coupling the chain of events. No serious analyst would doubt even for one moment that these executives are sincerely regretting today for their actions that landed them personally and the economy collectively in a terrible mess. Untangling their reasons through routine hearings would take so much time, energy and public expense that at the end of the inquisition the findings would be utterly irrelevant. Alienating them in such a process would push the precious recipe for real remedy for this malady so deep into the inner recesses of these people that the initial diagnostic symptoms of the disease would be lost forever.

Don’t give them the cage in a congressional hearing room, don’t even think of a place for them behind the bars – give them the pedestal in a conference hall instead and listen to them with ears pricked and capture every nuance of their testimony with eyes agog. Don’t ask them to explain their books – implore them or even beg them if necessary to articulate in their own words the principle behind their actions and what corrupted that along the time line. Provide them with every conceivable kind of unconditional legal, social and economic immunity and request in return for one single favor – at least a glimmer of an insight into this principle. Offer them the highest-ranking positions in the SEC and give them this one chance to redeem themselves and the society at large because that is our only hope.

The Synthesis

Of course none of this is ever going to happen. Not because it is too revolutionary, but because we are afraid of what they are going to say – an indictment of no one in particular and everyone in general. An indictment of how, in this specific context, non-objective accounting norms and by implication their non-objective cousins of legal enforcement have found their way into our administrative structures despite the best, bona fide intentions of all concerned. Man discovered language to articulate and exchange his ideas with others as precisely as possible. A grotesque mutation of this idea that has evolved in a diametrically opposite direction of obfuscation instead of clarification is legalese. The structures around which such a mutation has thrived are the non-objective laws. Mathematics was invented to facilitate quantification, i.e., language stretched to the very asymptotic limit of precision. Accounting practitioners found a way to confound even this by hanging their numbers in myriad niches (provided by non-objective government regulations), which are neither positive nor negative and assume no sign in-between.

Ever tried to dust a cupboard with a host of bends, corners, twists and turns, nooks and crannies and numerous tiny appendages? There lies a fertile ground, a maze of opportunities for a wily spider to spin its web, an accounting wizard to park his numbers with suspended signs and a legal genius to obscure his client’s true intentions even unto himself. Walk into any legal and / or accounting practitioner’s lair and you will find rows of neatly stacked bookcases with thick bound volumes of their trade. The bigger the collection, the greater the firm’s reputation: reflects erudition – read smacks of obfuscation. In any organization, the legal and accounting departments do not add any value per se to the company’s products. And yet, astonishingly these are the highest paid individuals / consulting firms. Ever wondered why? If a company’s books are clean, why does it need accountants with millions of dollars of pay packets for consultation and if a firm is righteous, why does it need lawyers with equally huge retainers?

Surprisingly, these questions are not even being debated seriously in a corporate environment where the focus in recent times has shifted from mere value addition to great and innovative efficiency improvement concepts such as Kaizen, Six Sigma, Re-engineering towards adaptive business models and others. The fundamental issues related to the role of accounting and legal practices in the business world do not seem to have been addressed at all despite significant advances in other spheres of business activity. Is this a reflection of the implicit acceptance of one serious structural flaw – an element of the form appeasing itself rather than adding value to the substance it carries?

Companies need to hire (dis)reputable firms like Anderson to unearth the superficially exceptional in a maze of controls and regulations. A firm that specializes in taxation laws airs a commercial that proclaims with unabashed cynicism (I mean this as a compliment) – “Only God can understand taxation laws better than we do”. This is not an indictment of lawyers and accountants – far from it, the cynicism in that ad is pointed at you and me and everyone else. This is the kind of canvas, the brush tools, colors, shades and myriad hues provided to a thinking mind. Any point in blaming the artist? What usually starts as an earnest attempt to create a masterpiece occasionally mutates into a grotesque and abrupt failure like Enron or WorldCom, shaped synchronously by the non-objective norms or (f)laws in the ambient structures.

A clean, straight, airy and objective structure in which every element has a specific and non-redundant purpose, which in turn is subsumed by the single polarizing principle of the structure, does not permit ghastly, self-contradictory mutations like Enron or WorldCom. That unique principle is deterministic, convergent evolution within the dictums of which every aspect of social, economical, legal, administrative and other structures has to be understood, monitored and guided. Deterministic because the foundation of such evolution or change is rational human thought process and not chance occurrences in nature, and convergent because it is a principle that integrates seemingly disparate components into a harmonious whole. Applying this principle is the only way to untangle the puzzling contradictions within the trinity formed by the Public, the Government and the Corporations and identify the course of action open to each party.

The Course of Action

As an entity with the lowest pain threshold, the investing public should initiate measures of reform. Currently, the knee-jerk reaction on the part of the public is to call for transparency in accounting practices. Ever heard of the art of impenetrable candor or that too many facts can be mind boggling and are as useful as too few of them? With the kind of divergent structures to which the current accounting and legal practices are attached (recall the taxation law firm’s ad campaign), is it physically possible for any single individual to fully grasp the economic health of a corporation at any given moment? The few wizards who might be able are hired for not disclosing the verdicts publicly, particularly the unfavorable ones.

Clamoring for more controls, monitors and reprisals can only appease the immediate need for palliating the symptoms but will not eradicate the deep-rooted malady. These measures will only exacerbate the disease in the long run. The only kind of corporate reform the investing public can bring about and the only type of discipline they can impose on executive boards is by demanding a value-add justification for the accounting and legal departments. Like the impressionist painters, the multi-million dollar paycheck accountants who give the impression of health to the corporation and do very little to fortify the same will not find their current niche in an optimal economic structure based on objective norms.

President Bush recently made the axiomatic observation that the element of risk cannot be eliminated altogether from investment. This remark emphasizes one fundamental aspect of governance – observatory and mediatory roles take precedence over regulatory ones. The government should do what the wise Chinese sage Confucius said long ago – to rule as unobtrusively as possible. Shift the focus towards laissez faire in all aspects of governance, asymptotically evolving towards self-redundancy. Any other course of action is beset with contradictions. A case in point is the recent idea of trying to arm the SEC with greater powers denying any more funds at the same time. We all have to accept at some point that one cannot have the cake and eat it too. Another idea is that of demanding corporate executives vouch for the sanctity of their accounting statements. With the physical impossibility of any one individual being able to comprehend all the subtleties and nuances of every entry in the account books, tangled within divergent laws and regulations, there will definitely be the escape clause “to the best of my knowledge and belief”, that makes the entire exercise futile. In a highly advanced democracy like the US, political parties and their erudite leaders can afford to take objective decisions and make an indelible, positive personal mark on history rather than be driven by petty, short-term political pain / gain equations.

While the investing public has a reactive or secondary role to play and the government has a regulatory or tertiary role, the onus of assuming the proactive or Prime Mover’s mantle rests with the entrepreneurs and the visionaries in a tripartite economic structure. For the corporate executives whose vision of enterprise is based on a firm foundation of integrity for its own sake (not because it is the best policy), the current market turbulence is a precious opportunity to take control and steer its evolution in the correct direction. There is no escaping the ruthless consequences of axiomatic facts – “A is A”, “2 and 2 make a 4″, “one can make money only by adding value” and “bad money throws out good money”.

When the principle of deterministic, convergent evolution is projected into the realm of economic activity, all the current clamor for transparency and accountability is reduced to one fundamental, primary assertion, viz., “compensation commensurate with value addition”. By emphatically propagating this common sense dictum at every available opportunity – through actions, advertising, discussion forums and the like, executive boards can ensure that economic structures evolve asymptotically towards perfect market equilibrium – public trust, laissez faire and self-regulation.

Man, the thinking organism has taken over the reins of evolutionary direction from Nature and gave it an entirely new impetus – from the stochastic or chance mutations to deterministic or goal oriented improvement. Man still continues to imbibe one more aspect of natural evolution though and that is divergence. The evolutionary structures or forms such as social, economic and administrative, constructed by Man around himself as the substance have reached a critical mass. A decisive fork has been reached in the evolutionary history of mankind – one path diverging towards runaway explosion eventually ending up in complete chaos and the other converging towards absolute harmony. All the critical and rapidly happening events of the present day (cited at the beginning of this article), of which the economic indicators are the most significant, are pointing to this cusp. A process of thought, i.e., logical, objective analysis is the only tool available to Man to identify it as such and prepare for a course of action. Man has by and large striven to remove the stochastic element from evolution. Now is the time to control the divergence.

Nagendra Rentala (b. 09/23/1953) holds a Doctorate degree in Geophysics. A member of the New York Academy of Sciences and recipient of the Young Scientist Award of the  Indian National Science Academy (1982), he worked for over 20 years teaching and researching in the field of Computational Geophysics in Osmania University, Hyderabad, India. He was a Visiting Scientist at the following institutions – Dept. of Geological Sciences, University of Birmingham, Birmingham, UK – 1986/87; Dept. of Earth Sciences, Christian Albrechts University, Kiel, Germany – 1992/93; Dept. of Disaster Research, GeoForschungsZentrum, Potsdam, Germany – 1996/97. A keen Chess enthusiast, he visited Switzerland (playing in the Chess Olympiad in Lucerne – 1982 as a member of the Indian team), Russia, Spain, Germany, Slovakia and Hong Kong in various capacities like player, coach and organizer. Fascinated in 1990 by reading the works of Ayn Rand, he started practicing Objectivism. He has to his credit numerous radio and TV presentations on popular science topics, articles of topical interest and articles in Computer Science / Geophysics journals. An Indian by nationality, for the past 3+ years he is working in the US as a Senior Programmer / Analyst specializing in the development of Lotus Notes / Domino based Internet business applications. He currently lives alone in Bellflower, CA, USA. He may be contacted directly at nrentala@hotmail.com but the-vu encourages feedback through the feedback page so that readers can share in the debate.

Yellowtail

By Jeffrey the Barak


A controversial name for a club! Is it racist? Is it sexist? Or is it just a great name packed with humor and accuracy? This is an interview with Haruko, the Los Angeles entrepreneur who is the brains and the beauty behind Yellowtail, an exclusive club.

When Haruko first told me she was opening a nightclub called Yellowtail, I looked at the attractive Asian female watch dealer and gemologist and burst out laughing. A moment later I asked for an interview.

Haruko never uses her last name. In Japan she used it, but this is America, and people have enough trouble just saying Haruko.

We are on our way to a café to discuss her soon to open nightclub Yellowtail. With the traffic roaring by on Beverly Boulevard in West Hollywood, Haruko stops at a showroom window. This is the furniture district. We look at the designs through the thick plate glass. So modern they look like the early 1970′s all over again.

“You have to buy the whole theme”, she says.

And this is how she approached the concept for Yellowtail. Haruko grew up in Japan, and moved to Texas before she ever learned to speak English. In the café she orders green tea.

When did you move to the U.S?

1991. I came to the University of Texas as an exchange student. I could not read or speak English, but I could understand it. In Texas I learned to speak English in four months and moved out to California to the G.I.A., The Gemological Institute of America. I became a Gemologist.

I had worked at a marketing research company in Japan and specialized in jewelry stores. I decided to come to the United States and ended up becoming a gemologist.

But your main business now is dealing in vintage watches?

That’s all I do now, at least until Yellowtail is ready.

What made you decide to open a nightclub?

You know what? This is very profound. Basic desire. I like to challenge my creativity in any field I can. That’s why I got involved in this vintage business. Vintage watches are more fascinating, the designs and the history and political reasons behind the designs are much more interesting. This lounge business is part of my creative challenge.

As an Asian female, you can get away with calling this lounge Yellowtail. I couldn’t call a club that and get away with it.

Of course not, you’re a Caucasian and a male.

But yellow is offensive to Asian people, and tail is offensive to women. As an outstanding piece of yellowtail yourself, you can say the name!

Yes! It’s funny, but this is also the paradox. I am the one taking it. It’s really interesting that this country has so many tied up concepts about “you are black, you are male, you are female…”

They are obsessed?

Yes, obsessed with their categories, and the bottom line is, we’re really all human; just forget that.

Are you going to let humans come into the club?

Yes! Forget it! People, even you, end up being controlled by the images they have.

How would you describe the concept of the club? Is Yellowtail going to be a lounge?

A high quality lounge, with cocktails and very exclusive gourmet appetizers. No Entrees. Very quiet music to create mood and atmosphere. High quality furniture, subdued lighting, a socially acceptable place to come. A cool place to hang out for adults over 30.

A central bar with booths?

Exactly, yes. It will be very beautiful. There will be a huge fish tank underneath the bar. We are joking about fish.

Yellowtail tuna?

Tuna yes.

But those are eight feet long; they can’t swim in the bar.

No, but there will be a lot of fish symbolism everywhere. Beautiful, high-class New York style for adults.

Now when you first hear the name Yellowtail, the assumption is there will be beautiful Asian women, and older white guys hanging around.

That’s the whole concept and also the target.

So when you hire the girls, what do they expect their role to be?

The hostesses, the waitresses will have very classic ultra sexy designer uniforms and obviously they will have to be quite beautiful and sexual.

There is no shortage of beautiful Asian girls in L.A.

There are very many young Asian girls with a lot of sex appeal who would like to work in a high quality environment. There will be a beautiful atmosphere, beautiful furniture, beautiful silverware, and beautiful uniforms. They’ll be serving very exquisite drinks. Why not?

So the busy time will probably be early evening?

Probably later, but we are shooting for the after work executives also. We have a private room and also conference facilities.

What about the female executives? Are you going to have handsome young Asian men for them?

Actually we are hiring all handsome Caucasian men! All bartenders have already been hired. They are actors/bartenders and they’re gorgeous Caucasians. All Caucasians.

Do you remember the case at Hooters, when a man tried to get a job and he sued them…

He lost! The theme was girls.

So that’s encouraging in case anyone tries to do any funny legal stuff?

Oh yeah! Negative or positive, anything that is publicity, I’ll take anything. You know I might get sued for racial discrimination or even sexual discrimination, but this is a part of the challenge you know. We should not take this so seriously. We are humans. Don’t put yourself into little boxes. You are the loser if you are putting yourself in there. I really do think that. These are some of the basic questions I am throwing at society.

What will be the main source of revenue, the drinks?

Yes, the drinks will be exceptionally interesting. There will not be a membership but we do have a VIP system. VIPs will be given a precious gift. We will have a private bottle showcase. People can reserve their private bottles just for them, with their name on and kept in a locked case. This could be single malt Scotch or exclusive Japanese Sake.

The economy is not that healthy, and this is a high-end business. Does that worry you?

No, people drink when the economy is down. They have more decadence and more fun in such times. Statistics show that when the economy goes down, the alcohol consumption goes up. Leisure business goes up.

Have you decided on your final location yet?

Pending, but in West Hollywood.

It’s very difficult to park in West Hollywood.

It will be taken care of. It’s a very interesting business. You really have to know from zero to a hundred. From valet-parking to oil traffic in the kitchen. From how to read the blueprints in the remodeling process to how to negotiate with the lawyer about the lease. Managing people is the most difficult part.

My partner is an expert in restaurant management, and one of the main investors is quite a famous guy who owns a lot of clubs. He knows about the little holes we need to fill. Of course these guys are behind the scenes, I’m the one in front. Instead of people getting upset about the stereotypes, I’m there myself. It becomes the opposite. It doesn’t become offensive.

As in martial art, you use the power of your opponent and turn it against him. You become the one.

Yes, playing with the word, Yellowtail. Turn back the power, exactly.

The name Yellowtail is powerful.

It got me the investors. It’s not like Hooters though. They use the funny name, but it’s not a cool place to go and you don’t expect good food, exclusive drinks. Just sleazy guys watching football. Even sophisticated and cultured women can go to Yellowtail for exclusive food and cocktails. Cultured people usually get the joke and they don’t get offended. Life is too precious to be uptight about things like that, don’t you think? I do.

Yes it’s a waste of time and energy to be uptight. What happens if all of these beautiful sexy young Asian girls marry the clients and you run out of staff?

I’ll supply more. These people are not stable people. They are in between college and career, and they are always quitting so I’m not really counting on them to stay for a long time. I don’t feel any obligation to support their lives because they are unstable people.

They’ll probably make enough money there to buy their own health insurance etc?

Yes.

And the money will probably be as good as they can get without having to take their clothes off?

Imagination is better than taking clothes off.

The costumes must be pretty hot.

Very beautiful in fact. By a well known designer. And they will wear high heels. It’s mandatory. Nobody can wear ugly shoes. Shoes are very important. They are sensual.

Will you combine your businesses and sell watches in the club?

No. I will keep them separate.

Do you draw a parallel with the Playboy clubs of yesterday?

No.

What about the food?

We hired a top chef. It will be Asian food but not Sushi. That is overdone. It will be appetizers because people tend to not want to eat a lot in these situations.

Like Tapas?

Exactly! Asian Tapas. Funny you said that.

So it will be like Tapas and Tochus?

Especially for my Jewish clients yes.

Well it is L.A. If you’re not Asian you must be Jewish.

We have many celebrities who will be giving their names to the appetizers.

Like the George Bush Salmon?

I’m not powerful enough to know George Bush yet!

He’s too religious to go there.

And he doesn’t drink either. And I don’t consider him to be too cultured; he might not even get in.

Which celebrities have lent their names to the dishes?

I am unable to reveal that at this time, but we have certain people. It’s very exciting. There will be finger food and exclusive silverware and chopsticks. The details of the design are important. The linens are embroidered with the logo of the fishes. And there will be a very interesting cocktail menu and exclusive glasses. And an exclusive wine collection plus sake and green tea.

Our wall features falling water on frosted glass. The fish tank, low chairs and low tables are all part of the look. And we do have an area for acoustic performance. Nothing loud. People can sit and talk. A lot of consideration has been given to the lighting. I had to convince my partners of the importance of the fish tank. They will be blue fishes. We are using a lot of blue, not yellow, even though it is Yellowtail. It’s a soothing color.

We have a video screen system silently showing black and white Asian scenes. People may not always want to talk. It will be a quiet place. A couple can come in and be quiet. And we have very pretty girls, using the power that they have.

When do you think Yellowtail is going to open?

Six months is a realistic estimate.